So... I'm reading this book...

I decided to read a book on Evolution.

So far, I have discovered that spontainous generation would have been cool, because acording to woodcuts, it meant sheep could spring out of plants in a very birth-issues type fashion.

I have also discovered that one of the requiresments to be an evolutionary scientist is to look like ass.

All the pictures of these scientists in the book are butt ugly. One has no neck, another has a nose that takes up three-quarters of his face. Perhaps they study evolution to see what went wrong in their case.