Talking Schmidt | Chantelle Schmidt

Mar 7, 2025 • Chantelle Schmidt

I would like to preface this post by assuring you I love kids; they’re naive, easily amused and, around 80% of the time, are quite cute.

May 1, 2024

Why do we keep recycling reality TV stars?

Whatever they're trying to do, it's not working.

Dec 22, 2024 • Chantelle Schmidt

I need Severance-related therapy

What the fuck.

Mar 22, 2025 • Chantelle Schmidt

'Throughies' and what made my week better

Just clean, in-and-out fun.

Apr 18, 2025 • Chantelle Schmidt

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