Why am I in school on National Skip Day??
You know what would be really nice??
If there was no racoon in my ceiling digging, scratching and pounding around keeping me up until four in the morning on a school night. I'm in a considerably better mood than I was yesterday, but I feel like the walking dead here. I'm all achy and I slept with the light on since I had the sneaking suspicion that the racoon was attempting to DIG THROUGH MY CEILING. I kept having this vision of me sleeping, and then a racoon randomly FALLING ON MY FACE! IT WAS NOT A NICE MENTAL IMAGE! So I turned the light on and watched the ceiling for an hour, listening to that STUPID ANIMAL MAKE ALL THAT NOISE AND OMG I AM SO TIRED.
Plus my dad told me that sometimes racoon feces can give off lethal methane gases. THANKS DAD FOR GIVING MY ANXIETRY DISORDER SOMETHING NEW TO WORRY ABOUT. IF I NEVER SLEEP AGAIN I AM BLAMING YOU!
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... I am so skipping all this afternoon's classes.
If there was no racoon in my ceiling digging, scratching and pounding around keeping me up until four in the morning on a school night. I'm in a considerably better mood than I was yesterday, but I feel like the walking dead here. I'm all achy and I slept with the light on since I had the sneaking suspicion that the racoon was attempting to DIG THROUGH MY CEILING. I kept having this vision of me sleeping, and then a racoon randomly FALLING ON MY FACE! IT WAS NOT A NICE MENTAL IMAGE! So I turned the light on and watched the ceiling for an hour, listening to that STUPID ANIMAL MAKE ALL THAT NOISE AND OMG I AM SO TIRED.
Plus my dad told me that sometimes racoon feces can give off lethal methane gases. THANKS DAD FOR GIVING MY ANXIETRY DISORDER SOMETHING NEW TO WORRY ABOUT. IF I NEVER SLEEP AGAIN I AM BLAMING YOU!
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... I am so skipping all this afternoon's classes.