Yo Ho and a bottle of rum

Yoinked off v_siggy_us_haha...

If you were a Pirate! by TheHalveric
Username
Yer Pirate Name!
Name yer ship!
Why be ye a Pirate?	Damned pansy Navy wouldn't take me!Revenge against the establishment!I like booty!!!I'm really good with knots...Cause lawyerin' be too cruel.Chicks dig eye-patches.Buggery on the High Seas!All the rum you can drink!!!
Yer First Mate!	arcee_layen
Yer Cabin-boy! (or girl)	rinsay
Ye're chief rival be the Dread Pirate	tangerineclock
Ye'll be pursued by Admiral	soundsoft_elvy
Cut to ribbon in a freak cannon accident...	v_siggy_us_haha
Yer pirate captive to use fer yer wicked pleasures	amiamiami
Number o'ships ye'll sink and women ye'll plunder!	461
Chance ye'll be hanged... or worse.: 51%
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Hey, Rebecca- how's that for typecasting? o__O It would have been more ironic if Gregory was the Admiral pursing me, though. Wow, that reminds me... I should probably finish 'Pirates of the Lower Clayton Park Area' someday, lest Leslie do something horribly violent to me.

I'm in a bad mood, so I've been sitting in front of my computer gorging on Miss Vickies chips. I think they're making me sick, but I can't stop eating them. Thusly, I've come to the conclusion that I actually do not like them, my body has simply formed a biological dependence on them. *eats another handful of chips* Dear Lord, why can't I stop! >_____<

I want Lucky Charms. But I probably should eat something healthy since all I've had today is half a bag of potato chips.