I made this very randomly last night. It's based on Sara Jaye's 'Random Fushigi Yuugi Plot Generator' which was based on 'The Random LOTR Plot Generator'. I haven't quite finished filling in all the options, and occasionally it screws up and substitutes "unefined" for someone's name, but it works for the most part.
Julidan, what exactly DO you use your sword for? o.O;;
Julidan's sword has a night of forbidden passion with Julidan! Weepy!Achisuto resurrects Alara with dirty intentions! It's a slash fic with lots of angst!
Angst-Whore!Julidan has MAD BONDAGE SEX0R with Julidan's sword! undefined proves that time can't alwatys fix things! It's a Digimon crossover where Shodan realizes he was actually in love with Keman, not Akurei and angsts because, well shit, Keman's dead too!
The adventures of Omoidasu's Toaster...
Elise's tranquilizers has hot lemon sex with Super-Bitch!Rhapsody! Omoidasu's toaster is sent to another dimension! It's a songfic to 'Bat out of Hell' with lots of smut!
Keman's egg beater seeks refuge from a storm and is forced to share a bed with Daren's braid! Omoidasu's toaster tries to take over the world with a blender! It's a lemon where Unmei gives Keman a sex change!
Omoidasu's toaster runs away to live with the humans after eloping with Omoidasu!
Elise's onion soup angsts over unrequited love for Daren's braid! Omoidasu's toaster moves to Egypt! It's a Digimon crossover where Tiifa, Scarlett and Mirai have fun adventures while babysitting!
Omoidasu's toaster is killed and has a long angsty death scene, complete with swirls of sakura petals and deep, dramatic music!
Exactly WHAT KIND of Lemon would THAT be!? >___<
It's a songfic to 'Jingle Bells' where Setsuna and Elise have a hot Lesbian relationship!
It's a lemon where Keman throws Julidan into a rock face!
It's a lemon where Kehdia beats Daren on the head with a stick!
It's a yuri fic where Unmei gives Keman a sex change!
I'd Actually like to read THAT plot...
Tom the Janitor crossdresses in order to win the love of Akaihi's adopted mother! a stupid human gets sold to the Visual Sensations brotel!
Julidan's sword is thrown off a mountain by Akurei! Taki's chickens realize that Ryuuguu has a crappy diety!
Mekkosuke is the long-lost twin of Daren's braid! Julidan's sword is seduced! It's a reincarnation fic where Keman dances disco!
A mug of Ixerion Brew buys chickens from Taki with dirty intentions! It's a Romeo and Juliet crossover where Julidan tells Omoidasu to stop hitting on him!
Why is summer vacation almost over? *dies*
Julidan, what exactly DO you use your sword for? o.O;;
Julidan's sword has a night of forbidden passion with Julidan! Weepy!Achisuto resurrects Alara with dirty intentions! It's a slash fic with lots of angst!
Angst-Whore!Julidan has MAD BONDAGE SEX0R with Julidan's sword! undefined proves that time can't alwatys fix things! It's a Digimon crossover where Shodan realizes he was actually in love with Keman, not Akurei and angsts because, well shit, Keman's dead too!
The adventures of Omoidasu's Toaster...
Elise's tranquilizers has hot lemon sex with Super-Bitch!Rhapsody! Omoidasu's toaster is sent to another dimension! It's a songfic to 'Bat out of Hell' with lots of smut!
Keman's egg beater seeks refuge from a storm and is forced to share a bed with Daren's braid! Omoidasu's toaster tries to take over the world with a blender! It's a lemon where Unmei gives Keman a sex change!
Omoidasu's toaster runs away to live with the humans after eloping with Omoidasu!
Elise's onion soup angsts over unrequited love for Daren's braid! Omoidasu's toaster moves to Egypt! It's a Digimon crossover where Tiifa, Scarlett and Mirai have fun adventures while babysitting!
Omoidasu's toaster is killed and has a long angsty death scene, complete with swirls of sakura petals and deep, dramatic music!
Exactly WHAT KIND of Lemon would THAT be!? >___<
It's a songfic to 'Jingle Bells' where Setsuna and Elise have a hot Lesbian relationship!
It's a lemon where Keman throws Julidan into a rock face!
It's a lemon where Kehdia beats Daren on the head with a stick!
It's a yuri fic where Unmei gives Keman a sex change!
I'd Actually like to read THAT plot...
Tom the Janitor crossdresses in order to win the love of Akaihi's adopted mother! a stupid human gets sold to the Visual Sensations brotel!
Julidan's sword is thrown off a mountain by Akurei! Taki's chickens realize that Ryuuguu has a crappy diety!
Mekkosuke is the long-lost twin of Daren's braid! Julidan's sword is seduced! It's a reincarnation fic where Keman dances disco!
A mug of Ixerion Brew buys chickens from Taki with dirty intentions! It's a Romeo and Juliet crossover where Julidan tells Omoidasu to stop hitting on him!
Why is summer vacation almost over? *dies*