OMG. I take back everything I ever said about Dickens being boring and long winded.
I am reading Great Expectations... and I am at a loss for how GOOD it is. omgomgomgomg.
I'm fangirling over a Dickens book. I am so sadx10. I'm doing it for my latest book report- I decided it would be a bit dishonest to do Les Mis again, since I've already done two book reports on it in previous grades. *sigh*
Les Miserables Condensed
Valjean: "I am a free man! Free I tell you, free!"
Javert: "Hell no, bitch. You'll never be free as long as my name is JAVERT!"
Valjean: "Dammnit."
Bishop: "Bask in my Godly glow."
Valjean: "We'll see how Godly you are when I murder you in your sleep."
Bishop: "... what if I murder YOU in YOUR sleep."
Valjean: "... are you coming on to me?"
*Valjean steals stuff*
Police: "Hey! You! Did you STEAL this stuff."
Valjean: "Ummm..."
Bishop: "He did not steal this silver, it was a gift from my heart to this poor soul."
Valjean: "... you ARE coming on to me... but I feel strangely moved by your flirtatious redemption. I must change my life and become a rich mayor of a small town, because government officials are not conspicuous at ALL and Javert will never find me! Mwahahaha!"
*some years later*
Random Woman: "You whore!"
Fantine: "I'm not a whore!"
Foreman: "Yes you are! You're fired!"
Fantine: "Well, shit." *becomes a whore and dies*
Fantine: "Oh, I am dying. Monseiur le maire, take care of my child!"
Valjean: "Um, okay."
Javert: "I found you! I am so bloody devious! Mwahahahahahaha!"
Valjean: "Not you again." *runs*
Thenardiers: "We are smarmy."
Cosette: "I'ma waif!"
Valjean: "Come Cosette, let us seek out friendlier skies."
*some years later*
Eponine: "Oh, Marius! I love you!"
Cosette: "Oh, Marius! I love you!"
Marius: "Oh, Cosette my love! Did you say something, Eponine?"
Eponine: "My life sucks." *crossdresses and gets shot* "Ouch, I am dying."
Marius: "I... um... love you?"
Eponine: "Very romantic, you stupid liar." *dies*
Grantaire: "I love you Enjolras!"
Enjolras: "... I hate you SO much!"
Javert: "I am a Revolutionary!"
Gavroche: "No you aren't!"
Javert: "... oh, I suppose I'm not. Oops."
Gavroche: "I am a gamin, ph34r me. Fear spelt p-h-3-4-r!"
Soldier: "Shoot him dead."
Gavroche: *is shot* "Ouch." *is shot again* "Voltaire... Rosseau... ect... ouch." *dies*
Soldiers: "You at the barracaide, listen to this! You have no friends! You're all alone! And your mother smell of elderberries!"
Everyone: "Ouch!" *dies*
Grantaire: "I'm soooo drunk." *dies*
Javert: "Mwahahaha, Valjean at last we see each other plain!"
Valjean: "Oh, Jesus. Not you again. Leave me alone."
Javert: "Kill me!"
Valjean: "No! Go away!"
Javert: "... he... he let me live... he did not kill me... I... I can live no longer! There is no other course of action! I MUST KILL MYSELF!" *splash* *dies*
Marius: "Oh, woe is me. I am the only one of my friends left alive. Angst, angst, woe, woe, Edgar Allen Poe."
Cosette: "I still love you!"
Marius: "Cool, let's get married!"
*at the wedding*
Thenardiers: "Hey, we may be evil, but at least we're still alive at the end of the novel!"
*after the wedding*
Valjean: "Oh, Cosette, I am dying."
Cosette: "Papa! No!"
Valjean: "Before I go... I must tell you one very important thing..."
Cosette: "What is it, Papa?"
Valjean: "Cosette... you're mother... was... a... whore." *dies*
Cosette: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Victor Hugo: "And the moral behind this story: Good things sometimes happen to good people, but only if you're the main character. Otherwise you die a horrible and bloody death. The end."
This is the script for my COM TECH video. All the voices are going to be done by Adam, Caily and I. Fun. ^___^
I am reading Great Expectations... and I am at a loss for how GOOD it is. omgomgomgomg.
I'm fangirling over a Dickens book. I am so sadx10. I'm doing it for my latest book report- I decided it would be a bit dishonest to do Les Mis again, since I've already done two book reports on it in previous grades. *sigh*
Les Miserables Condensed
Valjean: "I am a free man! Free I tell you, free!"
Javert: "Hell no, bitch. You'll never be free as long as my name is JAVERT!"
Valjean: "Dammnit."
Bishop: "Bask in my Godly glow."
Valjean: "We'll see how Godly you are when I murder you in your sleep."
Bishop: "... what if I murder YOU in YOUR sleep."
Valjean: "... are you coming on to me?"
*Valjean steals stuff*
Police: "Hey! You! Did you STEAL this stuff."
Valjean: "Ummm..."
Bishop: "He did not steal this silver, it was a gift from my heart to this poor soul."
Valjean: "... you ARE coming on to me... but I feel strangely moved by your flirtatious redemption. I must change my life and become a rich mayor of a small town, because government officials are not conspicuous at ALL and Javert will never find me! Mwahahaha!"
*some years later*
Random Woman: "You whore!"
Fantine: "I'm not a whore!"
Foreman: "Yes you are! You're fired!"
Fantine: "Well, shit." *becomes a whore and dies*
Fantine: "Oh, I am dying. Monseiur le maire, take care of my child!"
Valjean: "Um, okay."
Javert: "I found you! I am so bloody devious! Mwahahahahahaha!"
Valjean: "Not you again." *runs*
Thenardiers: "We are smarmy."
Cosette: "I'ma waif!"
Valjean: "Come Cosette, let us seek out friendlier skies."
*some years later*
Eponine: "Oh, Marius! I love you!"
Cosette: "Oh, Marius! I love you!"
Marius: "Oh, Cosette my love! Did you say something, Eponine?"
Eponine: "My life sucks." *crossdresses and gets shot* "Ouch, I am dying."
Marius: "I... um... love you?"
Eponine: "Very romantic, you stupid liar." *dies*
Grantaire: "I love you Enjolras!"
Enjolras: "... I hate you SO much!"
Javert: "I am a Revolutionary!"
Gavroche: "No you aren't!"
Javert: "... oh, I suppose I'm not. Oops."
Gavroche: "I am a gamin, ph34r me. Fear spelt p-h-3-4-r!"
Soldier: "Shoot him dead."
Gavroche: *is shot* "Ouch." *is shot again* "Voltaire... Rosseau... ect... ouch." *dies*
Soldiers: "You at the barracaide, listen to this! You have no friends! You're all alone! And your mother smell of elderberries!"
Everyone: "Ouch!" *dies*
Grantaire: "I'm soooo drunk." *dies*
Javert: "Mwahahaha, Valjean at last we see each other plain!"
Valjean: "Oh, Jesus. Not you again. Leave me alone."
Javert: "Kill me!"
Valjean: "No! Go away!"
Javert: "... he... he let me live... he did not kill me... I... I can live no longer! There is no other course of action! I MUST KILL MYSELF!" *splash* *dies*
Marius: "Oh, woe is me. I am the only one of my friends left alive. Angst, angst, woe, woe, Edgar Allen Poe."
Cosette: "I still love you!"
Marius: "Cool, let's get married!"
*at the wedding*
Thenardiers: "Hey, we may be evil, but at least we're still alive at the end of the novel!"
*after the wedding*
Valjean: "Oh, Cosette, I am dying."
Cosette: "Papa! No!"
Valjean: "Before I go... I must tell you one very important thing..."
Cosette: "What is it, Papa?"
Valjean: "Cosette... you're mother... was... a... whore." *dies*
Cosette: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Victor Hugo: "And the moral behind this story: Good things sometimes happen to good people, but only if you're the main character. Otherwise you die a horrible and bloody death. The end."
This is the script for my COM TECH video. All the voices are going to be done by Adam, Caily and I. Fun. ^___^