cephiedvariable 😟bored

Listens: Cup of Coffee; Garbage

FOR UNDERSILVEREXOGNOMENDARNIMMARBLUFFWINDFORGE.

I've been feeling kind of geeeh and guuuh and gaaah and out of it lately so I'm going to post WoW screenshots and there's nothing you can do about it (except maybe enjoy it sekritly).

These are collected over a period of about seven months so don't go thinking I'm addicted to this or anything. :PPPPP


I'm rilly rilly mature




This is Lilifred:


Here's her FlagRSP Description:


She used to run a Mercenary guild called [The Guild With Name Pending].

Her friends have unrealistic expectations of her.

She's actually quite smart when she tries, but I'd say this sums up her personality more than anything:

And this:


Sometimes she has existential crises.

But these can usually be solved by heavy drinking both IC and OOC i mean

And this sums up my attitude when playing WoW:





This is Lilifred and her best friend Elexine Iaarthis.


They explore together!

They fight together!

They have bad taste in significant others together!

They, uh... die doing DPS to the boss together!


Sometimes things are very sisterly...

But sometimes things get a little gay...


Then Lexie died for realz, but that's okay. We've got a cliche plot in the works to fix all that.





I kind of miss running instances with my old guild. D:






And, just, uh, /gchat with my old guild.











... and going "drinking" with my Guild...





We had this dwarf named Grator who was super melodramatic all the time. Once he was like: "I'M GONNA QUIT" and Lilifred was all:

... and then he broke her nose. And Xyria- the sweetest death knight who ever (un)lived was all, D:, so he was all:

And she was all:

And then Lilifred was all:

Because she is tough and manly and doesn't have gross yucky emotions! D:<

Xyria was like a little girl. SHE WAS OUR GUILD'S LITTLE (probably several thousand years old) GIRL. Now she's "getting married" (played by her real life husband. I've discovered that people do this on WoW all the time):

So Lilifred threatened to shoot her fiancee's penis off because she takes care of her former employees.


There was also Scrazzle...

... who tried very hard to impress Lilifred with little to no success. She talked him out of getting arrested... somehow...




But when he tried to make his affections plain...

It's a complicated romance.




The best RP event I've ever participated in was the Gnomish election. A member of our guild came up with the silly idea of Lil running for High Tinker and I was like: "Feh, why not." We ended up with a whole mess of participants from all over...

Abrozon, who spoke poor Common and ran on a Marxist platform...



Feriya Sparklegears who... had a very uncompelling platform. But she kept arresting members of my guild which made for some interesting RP!


And then there was... this... guy...





- who Scrazzle and Grator dragged into an alley and shot six times. Consequently, he turned out to be Lilifred's father WYRMREST ACCORD. WE ARE AN RP SERVER WITH GNOME OPERATICS. I'M SERIOUS.

Lilifred shot him too.

Lilifred spoke against her philosophy:

... but was eloquent nonetheless:



But no candidate was as amazing as Tisuro- the only orc to ever run for the position!

He was a true gentleman.

... Lilifred was very besotted.







- but nothing lasts forever. [Guild With Name Pending] fell apart (on good terms!) for a number of reasons. Mostly because I stopped playing for three months. And partly because I had originally planned for the guild to be small and my effective second-in-command/person-who-more-often-than-not-was-running-things wanted it to be epic. Not that I regret a moment of it. For what it's worth, it was fun and it made me actually enjoy the game.

Actually, if not for GWNP I would not be playing WoW right now.

....... maybe that's not such a good thing after all. *brow furrow*

Anyways, I'm in a guild called [Kamil te Kar] now and they are the gay mafia. Basically, it's awesome.

WE DO MATURE SERIOUS ROLEPLAY

AND WE HAVE DEEP DISCUSSIONS ABOUT MATURE SERIOUS ROLEPLAY





- and finally, to end it off, some screenshots of stuff I actually thought looked nice.

I randomly turned my graphics up in Dustallow Marsh and for six glorious seconds everything looked lovely.


I really love Scholomance...


BUT NOT AS MUCH AS I LOVE STRATHOLME. ♥

HOLY SHIT LOOK AT ALL THIS BURNING AND DEATH AND ATROCITY IS SO BEAUTIFUL D:



Hellfire Peninsula is also really pretty when you DON'T LOOK AT ANYTHING YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE LOOKING AT.




Also, so far I kind of am loving Outland. LOOK, CRAZY ALIEN JELLYFISH THING.




In conclusion I need a fucking job.