Last Minute Christmas Shopping. Whopee.

To Those on my Christmas List:

Dear Leslie... you are a slave driver, but at least I know you'll appreciate the comic when I'm finally finished.

Dear Caily... well, you know what I'm getting you. Or do you?? Mwahahahaha...HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Dear Gregory... you were easy to shop for. Thank you.

Dear Rebecca... your gift has the aduacity to sell out before I got it.

Dear Adam... you will sell me your soul when you open the gift I'm giving you.

Dear Justin... you're so hard to shop for that I'm having nightmares about what to buy you. Well, at least it wakes me up. I hate sleeping in after 7AM.

Dear Lici... sure, I'll buy you jewelry. But will you WEAR it??

Dear Cat... I sincerely hope I have enough money left over to buy you a gift. I have a very beautiful gift idea in mind. ^ ^

Dear Mom... I'm helping solve world hunger in your name. Be proud.

Dear Dad... I know it's not supposed to be great, but by buying you 'Let it Be: Naked', I'll be continuing the tradition of buying you Beatles albums for Christmas EVERY YEAR. Just make sure that my usual Tolkien calendar is under the tree. Just like it has been for the past seven christmases. ^ ^