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The book's been in my hands for about half an hour. Reading commences once I make myself a hearty meal full of caffeine and carbohydrates. Expect many VAGUE CAPSLOCKED edits to this post.

Magic Moment of the Night: Professor Trelawney (I mean, the chick at Chapters dressed like her and telling fortunes) told me that I would be the next Minister of Magic. UH, PWNED, LIFE. PWNED. Rebecca and I gave our names as 'Bellatrix LeStrange' and 'Narcissa Malfoy'. OH, BEING LAME IS SO FUN SOMETIMES.

ALSO: Hermione totally has porn face on the cover. WTF. WRY. WTF.

ALSO: Amazon.com told me it was longer than OotP, but it's shorter than HBP. LIES! D:<

EDIT:

1. So in *June*, Tonks reveals that she's in love with Remus and he's all: "Uh, what? Uh, kay. I guess so. If I have to." and by the end of July they're married.

OKAY, YEAH. REMUS/TONKS IS DEFINITELY CREEPY. JUST BECAUSE YOU WERE, LIKE, RAPED BY A WEREWOLF IN YOUR YOUTH (*shudder, Greyback*) DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO LET PEOPLE STRONG-ARM YOU INTO MATRIMONY WITH SOMEONE HALF YOUR AGE, REMUS.

2. And, okay, that thing with Dudley was just kind of lovely.

3. Hermione: "Oooh, you look much tastier than Crabbe and Goyle, Harry."
Ron: ".... WUT!?!?!?"
lol XD

I REALLY MEAN IT. I'M READING.

4. Although I like how when Tonks is all: "BELLATRIX REALLY WANTS TO KILL ME PERSONALLY." Remus is just like: "..... that would be two for two. I am going to stop sleeping with this damn family." I'VE NEVER SHIPPED REMUS/SIRIUS, WHAT?

Okay, no more commentary for at least 100 pages. I promise.

5. I lied. I just wanted to go: "NO WRY WTF NO." at the first two deaths (though I'm not so sure about the second one yet), and say that despite everything Remus is being a totally fucking awesome jackass sexy mofo so far this book and I am intensely satisfied with his awesomeness. ♥

6. NORBERT'S A GIRL!? XDDD

7. There's always time to reiterate how much I love the Black family. Older brother Sirius' room plastered with posters of motorcycles and muggle girls to piss off his folks, while younger brother Regulus has a sulky "DO NOT ENTER WITHOUT PERMISSION" sign on his door. ♥ Oh, those silly, dead boys.

8. Oh, Draco. ♥ "IT **MIGHT** BE HARRY POTTER. I DUNNO. LIKE I PAID ANY ATTENTION TO HIM AT ALL IN HOGWARTS. I'M NOT TOTALLY OBSESSED WITH HIM OR ANYTHING. LA LA LA LA."

9. "No, big scary pedophile wolf man! Don't rape Hermione, rape MEEEEE!" Whoever said Ron wasn't courageous?




BACK TO READING.

EDIT: Nearly 200 pages in and Harry definitely feels like Harry again. XDD