WUT. THAT WASN'T PART OF THE DEAL. D:
So there's this really terrible smell behind the bar at work, which I noticed when I started working there, but didn't really bother to ask about until today because OTHER people kept commenting on it and I was worried that maybe I left something to rot by accident. I asked Michelle if it had been there long and she was like:
"Oh, it's probably just a rotting rat who died beneath the bar. We couldn't find it."
JUST. A ROTTING. RAT. Okay. Oookay. Right. Now I get to be marginally paranoid about reaching too far under the counter for the Red Wine and getting a palm full of RAT CARCASS. :D Even though, y'know, that's unlikely because she meant UNDER under the bar.
Now that there's actually stuff going on in my life, I'm just wasting all my lj time doing memes. :PP This time stolen from
a_white_rain:
Five characters I love, I do not love as much as the rest, I relate to, I would date, pairings I support, don't support, only pair with one person, whore out, pairings I used to like more than I do now.
Naruto
Five Characters I Love:
1) Orochimaru
2) Kisame
3) Sakura
4) Sasuke
5) Suigetsu
Five Characters IHate Do Not Love As Much As The Rest:
1) Hinata
2) Kakashi
3) Itachi
4) Shino
5) Sai
Five Characters I Relate To:
1) Ino
2) Deidara
3) Shikamaru
4) Suigetsu
5) Pakkun
Five Characters I Would Date:
1) Kankuro
2) Chouji
3) Shikamaru
4) Lee
5) Kankuro?
Five Pairings I Support:
1) Orochimaru/Kabuto
2) Sasuke/Naruto/Sakura
3) Itachi/Kisame
4) Shikamaru/Temari
5) Gaara/Lee
Five Pairings I Don't Support:
1) Naruto/Hinata
2) Sasuke/Sakura (though I'm fonder of it now than I used to be)
3) Itachi/Sasuke
4) Neji/Tenten
5) Kakashi/Iruka
Five Characters I Only Pair With One Person:
1) Itachi (Kisame)
2) Gaara (Lee)
3) Temari (Shikamaru)
4) Kakashi (Gai)
5) Naruto (ramen) (okay, that's a dirty lie)
Five Characters I Pair With (almost) Everyone:
1) Naruto
2) Sakura
3) Sasuke
4) Ino
5) Neji? :PP
Five Pairings I Used To Like More Than I Do Now:
1) Naruto/Neji
2) Neji/Hinata
3) Neji/Shikamaru
4) Lee/Sakura
5) Sasuke/Naruto (though it's still my OTP)
Five Pairings I Never Expected To Love As Much As I Do Now:
1) Sasuke/Suigetsu
2) Sasori/Deidara
3) Naruto/Sakura
4) Kankuro/Ino
5) Gai/Neji
DC Comics
Five Characters I Love:
1) Oliver Queen
2) Booster Gold
3) Eddie Fyers
4) K'oriander (Starfire)
5) Guy Gardner
Five Characters I Hate:
1) Kyle Rayner
2) Supergirl
3) Jade
4) comics!Raven
5) KYLE RAYNER
Five Characters I Relate To:
1) Booster Gold, har har
2) Maxwell Lord
3) L-Ron
4) Barbara Gordon
5) Bart Allen
Five Characters I Would Date:
1) Ted Kord
2) Oliver Queen (WHO WOULDN'T?)
3) Hal Jordan
4) Roy Harper
5) Maxwell Lord
Five Pairings I Support:
1) Oliver Queen/Dinah Lance
2) Booster/Beetle
3) Guy Gardner/Ice
4) Tim Drake/Kon-El
5) Max/L-Ron YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE
Five Pairings I Don't Support:
1) Kyle Rayner/Connor Hawke
2) Kon-El/Cassie Sandsmarck (wtf i am not spelling that right)
3) Bruce/Tim (it makes me feel yucky)
4) Kyle Rayner/Anyone Cool
5) Ollie/Dinah written by Judd Winick
Five Characters I Only Pair With One Person:
1) Ralph Dibny (Sue!!!)
2) Booster (Ted, duh)
3) Hal Jordan (being a loser)
4) Jason Todd (he wanted Batman bad)
5) Roy Harper (Dick, but he'll never have him. lawl)
Five Characters I Pair With (almost) Everyone:
1) Dick Grayson (canon)
2) Wait, that's about it. I PRETTY MUCH JUST LIKE CANON PAIRINGS IN DC :O
Five Pairings I Used To Like More Than I Do Now:
1) Dick Grayson/Barbara Gordon (still want them to be married, though)
2) Bruce/Dick (less of a Batman/Robin person than I used to be. It's all about Bruce/Jason)
3) Tim Drake/Stephanie Brown
4) :P Wow, I can't think of anymore. IMAGINE THAT. O__O
Five Pairings I Never Expected To Love As Much As I Do Now:
1) Dick/Kory
2) Connor Hawke/Eddie Fyers
3) Hal Jordan/Carol Farris (and stfu Johns, making her get divorced. WTF, what was nice about their relationship is how obvious it was that it was never, ever, ever in a million years going to work)
4) Connor Hawke/Mia Dearden (Connor/Eddie is still the OTP, guyz, but I could deal with this being canon)
5) Uh, Salakk/C'hp? THAT'S AN OBSCURE ONE, I KNOW but never was there truer Green Lantern love than that between a snobby, four armed alien and an anthropormorphic squirrel... who is, uh, also an alien)
Pirates of the Caribbean
Five Characters I Love:
1) Hector Barbossa
2) Davy Jones
3) James Norrington
4) Elizabeth Sawnn
5) Cutler Beckett
Five Characters IHate Do Not Love As Much As The Rest:
1) Bootstrap Bill
2) That guy in the first movie who's molesting Will in the scene where Barbossa's making Jack and Elizabeth walk the plank. Leslie pointed him out to me last time we watched the movie and I haven't been clean since. I'm serious, it's pretty vile.
3) Ragetti's new wooden eye
4) The members of Barbossa's crew that didn't survive the first movie
5) I DUNNO I LOVE EVERYONE (even the cannibals. They provided the second movie with condescending eyerolling while Barbossa was dead)
Five Characters I Relate To:
1) Barbossa's hat
2) Beckett, but I'm less dumb and lovesick
3) Pirate Lord Chevalle (he's the french one)
4) Cotton's Parrot
5) The dude from Singapore with the REALLY WIDE EYES. He was just adorably opportunistic.
Five Characters I Would Date:
1) Barbossa's hat
2) Norrington
3) Gibbs?
4) Teague Sparrow (WUT? WUT? IT'S *KEITH RICHARDS*)
5) Not Davy Jones
Five Pairings I Support:
1) Barbossa/Big Hats
2) Jack/The Pearl
3) Jack the Monkey/Cotton's Parrot
4) Davy Jones/Tia Dalma
5) Will/Elizabeth
Five Pairings I Don't Support:
1) Jack/Elizabeth as anything but exactly what it was
2) Jack/Bootstrap Bill
3) Will/Norrington (WHAT?)
4) Jack/The Goat (THE GOAT LOVES NORRINGTON)
5) Norrington/Death
Five Characters I Only Pair With One Person:
1) Davy Jones (Tia Dalma)
2) Beckett (Jack, who's pants he is never going to get into again)
3) Will (Elizabeth)
4) Gibbs (Rum)
5) Uh, Davy Jones? (Bad Love Poetry)
Five Characters I Pair With (almost) Everyone:
1) Jack, because it's trufax
2) Jack, because he's a whore
3) Jack, because it's CANON
4) Jack.
5) The Goat
Five Pairings I Used To Like More Than I Do Now:
1) Pintel/Ragetti, then I found out that it's incest. D:
2) Jack/Elizabeth/Will
3) Jack/The Pearl
4) Jack/Will (rather, I used to think it was more probable. THOUGH WILL, LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, STILL DEFINITELY HAD SEX WITH JACK)
5) The Pearl/Kraken
Five Pairings I Never Expected To Love As Much As I Do Now:
1) Barbossa/The Pearl
2) Barbossa/Jack/The Pearl
3) Jack/Beckett (one sided at least)
4) Will/Elizabeth
5) Blonde Skank/Red Headed Skank (because you KNOW at the end of AWE, they were totally like: "FORGET MEN, LETS BE LESBIANS")
CLAMP
Five Characters I Love:
1) Eriol Hiiragizawa
2) Fye D. Flourite
3) Nokoru Imonoyama
4) Karen Kasumi
5) Ryu-o
Five Characters IHate Do Not Love As Much As The Rest:
1) Chii
2) Everyone from Angelic Layer (except Chitose's husband) (just because the series bored me to tears)
3) Hinoto
4) Nagisa
5) Kohaku
Five Characters I Relate To:
1) Watanuki
2) Nokoru
3) Yamazaki
4) Suppi
5) Hikaru (in part one only :P)
Five Characters I Would Date:
1) Doumeki
2) Suoh
3) Yuuto
4) Ryu-o
5) Kurogane
Five Pairings I Support:
1) Fye/Kurogane
2) Suoh/Nokoru
3) Karen/Aoki
4) Eriol/Syaoran
5) Ran/Gingetsu
SPEAKING OF CLOVER: Ora/Kazuhiko
Five Pairings I Don't Support:
1) Fye/Chii
2) Watanuki/Himawari (but I'm fond of the idea of it being canon. YEAH, I CAN MAKE SENSE)
3) Suoh/Nagisa
4) ????
5) Profit
Five Characters I Only Pair With One Person:
1) Tomoyo (Sakura)
2) Subaru (Seiishiro)
3) Suoh (Nokoru, but Nokoru I could theoretically whore out :P)
4) Yasha (Ashura)
5) Chii (Hideki- anything else is creepy)
Five Characters I Pair With (almost) Everyone:
I'm totally drawing a blank on this one. o__O
1) Kamui
2) Meiling
3) Eriol
4) Nokoru? *shruuug*
5) ????
Five Pairings I Used To Like More Than I Do Now:
1) Kamui/Fuuma
2) Subaru/Seiishiro
3) CCS Sakura/Syaoran
4) Sorata/Arashi
5) Clow/Yue
Five Pairings I Never Expected To Love As Much As I Do Now:
1) TRC Sakura/Syaoran
2) Fuuma/Kakyou
3) Doumeki/Watanuki
4) Clow/Yuuko
5) CCS Tomoyo/Sakura
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They had the Performer List for the Busking Festival in the newspaper today. I felt so special. XDDD
"Oh, it's probably just a rotting rat who died beneath the bar. We couldn't find it."
JUST. A ROTTING. RAT. Okay. Oookay. Right. Now I get to be marginally paranoid about reaching too far under the counter for the Red Wine and getting a palm full of RAT CARCASS. :D Even though, y'know, that's unlikely because she meant UNDER under the bar.
Now that there's actually stuff going on in my life, I'm just wasting all my lj time doing memes. :PP This time stolen from
a_white_rain:Five characters I love, I do not love as much as the rest, I relate to, I would date, pairings I support, don't support, only pair with one person, whore out, pairings I used to like more than I do now.
Naruto
Five Characters I Love:
1) Orochimaru
2) Kisame
3) Sakura
4) Sasuke
5) Suigetsu
Five Characters I
1) Hinata
2) Kakashi
3) Itachi
4) Shino
5) Sai
Five Characters I Relate To:
1) Ino
2) Deidara
3) Shikamaru
4) Suigetsu
5) Pakkun
Five Characters I Would Date:
1) Kankuro
2) Chouji
3) Shikamaru
4) Lee
5) Kankuro?
Five Pairings I Support:
1) Orochimaru/Kabuto
2) Sasuke/Naruto/Sakura
3) Itachi/Kisame
4) Shikamaru/Temari
5) Gaara/Lee
Five Pairings I Don't Support:
1) Naruto/Hinata
2) Sasuke/Sakura (though I'm fonder of it now than I used to be)
3) Itachi/Sasuke
4) Neji/Tenten
5) Kakashi/Iruka
Five Characters I Only Pair With One Person:
1) Itachi (Kisame)
2) Gaara (Lee)
3) Temari (Shikamaru)
4) Kakashi (Gai)
5) Naruto (ramen) (okay, that's a dirty lie)
Five Characters I Pair With (almost) Everyone:
1) Naruto
2) Sakura
3) Sasuke
4) Ino
5) Neji? :PP
Five Pairings I Used To Like More Than I Do Now:
1) Naruto/Neji
2) Neji/Hinata
3) Neji/Shikamaru
4) Lee/Sakura
5) Sasuke/Naruto (though it's still my OTP)
Five Pairings I Never Expected To Love As Much As I Do Now:
1) Sasuke/Suigetsu
2) Sasori/Deidara
3) Naruto/Sakura
4) Kankuro/Ino
5) Gai/Neji
DC Comics
Five Characters I Love:
1) Oliver Queen
2) Booster Gold
3) Eddie Fyers
4) K'oriander (Starfire)
5) Guy Gardner
Five Characters I Hate:
1) Kyle Rayner
2) Supergirl
3) Jade
4) comics!Raven
5) KYLE RAYNER
Five Characters I Relate To:
1) Booster Gold, har har
2) Maxwell Lord
3) L-Ron
4) Barbara Gordon
5) Bart Allen
Five Characters I Would Date:
1) Ted Kord
2) Oliver Queen (WHO WOULDN'T?)
3) Hal Jordan
4) Roy Harper
5) Maxwell Lord
Five Pairings I Support:
1) Oliver Queen/Dinah Lance
2) Booster/Beetle
3) Guy Gardner/Ice
4) Tim Drake/Kon-El
5) Max/L-Ron YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE
Five Pairings I Don't Support:
1) Kyle Rayner/Connor Hawke
2) Kon-El/Cassie Sandsmarck (wtf i am not spelling that right)
3) Bruce/Tim (it makes me feel yucky)
4) Kyle Rayner/Anyone Cool
5) Ollie/Dinah written by Judd Winick
Five Characters I Only Pair With One Person:
1) Ralph Dibny (Sue!!!)
2) Booster (Ted, duh)
3) Hal Jordan (being a loser)
4) Jason Todd (he wanted Batman bad)
5) Roy Harper (Dick, but he'll never have him. lawl)
Five Characters I Pair With (almost) Everyone:
1) Dick Grayson (canon)
2) Wait, that's about it. I PRETTY MUCH JUST LIKE CANON PAIRINGS IN DC :O
Five Pairings I Used To Like More Than I Do Now:
1) Dick Grayson/Barbara Gordon (still want them to be married, though)
2) Bruce/Dick (less of a Batman/Robin person than I used to be. It's all about Bruce/Jason)
3) Tim Drake/Stephanie Brown
4) :P Wow, I can't think of anymore. IMAGINE THAT. O__O
Five Pairings I Never Expected To Love As Much As I Do Now:
1) Dick/Kory
2) Connor Hawke/Eddie Fyers
3) Hal Jordan/Carol Farris (and stfu Johns, making her get divorced. WTF, what was nice about their relationship is how obvious it was that it was never, ever, ever in a million years going to work)
4) Connor Hawke/Mia Dearden (Connor/Eddie is still the OTP, guyz, but I could deal with this being canon)
5) Uh, Salakk/C'hp? THAT'S AN OBSCURE ONE, I KNOW but never was there truer Green Lantern love than that between a snobby, four armed alien and an anthropormorphic squirrel... who is, uh, also an alien)
Pirates of the Caribbean
Five Characters I Love:
1) Hector Barbossa
2) Davy Jones
3) James Norrington
4) Elizabeth Sawnn
5) Cutler Beckett
Five Characters I
1) Bootstrap Bill
2) That guy in the first movie who's molesting Will in the scene where Barbossa's making Jack and Elizabeth walk the plank. Leslie pointed him out to me last time we watched the movie and I haven't been clean since. I'm serious, it's pretty vile.
3) Ragetti's new wooden eye
4) The members of Barbossa's crew that didn't survive the first movie
5) I DUNNO I LOVE EVERYONE (even the cannibals. They provided the second movie with condescending eyerolling while Barbossa was dead)
Five Characters I Relate To:
1) Barbossa's hat
2) Beckett, but I'm less dumb and lovesick
3) Pirate Lord Chevalle (he's the french one)
4) Cotton's Parrot
5) The dude from Singapore with the REALLY WIDE EYES. He was just adorably opportunistic.
Five Characters I Would Date:
1) Barbossa's hat
2) Norrington
3) Gibbs?
4) Teague Sparrow (WUT? WUT? IT'S *KEITH RICHARDS*)
5) Not Davy Jones
Five Pairings I Support:
1) Barbossa/Big Hats
2) Jack/The Pearl
3) Jack the Monkey/Cotton's Parrot
4) Davy Jones/Tia Dalma
5) Will/Elizabeth
Five Pairings I Don't Support:
1) Jack/Elizabeth as anything but exactly what it was
2) Jack/Bootstrap Bill
3) Will/Norrington (WHAT?)
4) Jack/The Goat (THE GOAT LOVES NORRINGTON)
5) Norrington/Death
Five Characters I Only Pair With One Person:
1) Davy Jones (Tia Dalma)
2) Beckett (Jack, who's pants he is never going to get into again)
3) Will (Elizabeth)
4) Gibbs (Rum)
5) Uh, Davy Jones? (Bad Love Poetry)
Five Characters I Pair With (almost) Everyone:
1) Jack, because it's trufax
2) Jack, because he's a whore
3) Jack, because it's CANON
4) Jack.
5) The Goat
Five Pairings I Used To Like More Than I Do Now:
1) Pintel/Ragetti, then I found out that it's incest. D:
2) Jack/Elizabeth/Will
3) Jack/The Pearl
4) Jack/Will (rather, I used to think it was more probable. THOUGH WILL, LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, STILL DEFINITELY HAD SEX WITH JACK)
5) The Pearl/Kraken
Five Pairings I Never Expected To Love As Much As I Do Now:
1) Barbossa/The Pearl
2) Barbossa/Jack/The Pearl
3) Jack/Beckett (one sided at least)
4) Will/Elizabeth
5) Blonde Skank/Red Headed Skank (because you KNOW at the end of AWE, they were totally like: "FORGET MEN, LETS BE LESBIANS")
CLAMP
Five Characters I Love:
1) Eriol Hiiragizawa
2) Fye D. Flourite
3) Nokoru Imonoyama
4) Karen Kasumi
5) Ryu-o
Five Characters I
1) Chii
2) Everyone from Angelic Layer (except Chitose's husband) (just because the series bored me to tears)
3) Hinoto
4) Nagisa
5) Kohaku
Five Characters I Relate To:
1) Watanuki
2) Nokoru
3) Yamazaki
4) Suppi
5) Hikaru (in part one only :P)
Five Characters I Would Date:
1) Doumeki
2) Suoh
3) Yuuto
4) Ryu-o
5) Kurogane
Five Pairings I Support:
1) Fye/Kurogane
2) Suoh/Nokoru
3) Karen/Aoki
4) Eriol/Syaoran
5) Ran/Gingetsu
SPEAKING OF CLOVER: Ora/Kazuhiko
Five Pairings I Don't Support:
1) Fye/Chii
2) Watanuki/Himawari (but I'm fond of the idea of it being canon. YEAH, I CAN MAKE SENSE)
3) Suoh/Nagisa
4) ????
5) Profit
Five Characters I Only Pair With One Person:
1) Tomoyo (Sakura)
2) Subaru (Seiishiro)
3) Suoh (Nokoru, but Nokoru I could theoretically whore out :P)
4) Yasha (Ashura)
5) Chii (Hideki- anything else is creepy)
Five Characters I Pair With (almost) Everyone:
I'm totally drawing a blank on this one. o__O
1) Kamui
2) Meiling
3) Eriol
4) Nokoru? *shruuug*
5) ????
Five Pairings I Used To Like More Than I Do Now:
1) Kamui/Fuuma
2) Subaru/Seiishiro
3) CCS Sakura/Syaoran
4) Sorata/Arashi
5) Clow/Yue
Five Pairings I Never Expected To Love As Much As I Do Now:
1) TRC Sakura/Syaoran
2) Fuuma/Kakyou
3) Doumeki/Watanuki
4) Clow/Yuuko
5) CCS Tomoyo/Sakura
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They had the Performer List for the Busking Festival in the newspaper today. I felt so special. XDDD