Re: Berserk Vol. 1-8
OKAY. SO. I'M LIKE THE BIGGEST ANGST WHORE IN THE UNIVERSE.
THE. BIGGEST, I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING.
BUT UH, BERSERK. WTF. I'M SERIOUS. I don't think I've ever had the particular experience of reading things and actively dreading the onset of the angst. But I know enough about Berserk (and hell- the first three volumes TELL YOU enough) to know that things are going to get REALLY REALLY BAD. POSSIBLY REALLY SOON. And I was okay with that because I like demons and gore and bloody stuff and HEART WRENCHING TERRIBLE APOCOLYPTIC ZOMG WTF EVERYTHING IS HORRIBLE ANGST.
B-b-but then everyone had to go be really adorable in their formal-wear and Caska was wearing a dress and Griffith and Guts were too sickeningly sweet for HARD-EDGED KILLING MACHINES. And- and-
This manga is just raping melike many of the characters were raped in their youth! WELL YOU KNOW WHAT, BERSERK? BE LIKE THAT. I HAVE SCHOOL WORK THAT I CAN GO BACK TO. YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
And- and I love everyone in this series so much. But especially Guts, who I didn't think I WOULD love this much but he- he's too cool for bedrolls! and, uh, yeah. ♥
ALSO, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO TIM! AND ANOTHER (completely different!) HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO LICI! ♥
when I got on, he grabbed me by the arm and I was all: "WTF sexual harassment!" and he was all: "What's wrong with your bus pass?" And I was confused because there is *nothing* wrong with my bus pass. It displays the appropiate month and I totally have it slipped into one of those bad-ass, plastic flippy things so you can see my student ID and everything.
Either way, he was angry that my *signature* wasn't on my bus pass. Because, oh, you know those CRAAAAZY teenagers! You never know what they might be doing! They might be sharing their bus passes! SCANDALOUS. So he made me sign my bus pass right there and, uh, stopped the bus for the whole five minutes it took me to find a pen and do so. This might have only been mildly irritating had he not done the exact same thing to literally the next three people who stepped on the bus. At that point, people at the back starting complaining LOUDLY how ridiculous he was being and, AS USUAL, the 52 was late getting the Bayers Lake. :P
He grabbed me again when I went to get off the bus because apparently, if I was going to exit from the front, I should be waiting for people to get on first. Or shouldn't have stood until the bus stopped. Or something. I have no clue, he was a fucking nutcase. I wish I had stealth camo and brass knuckles so I could punch people in the face and not have to suffer any consequences. ♥
THE. BIGGEST, I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING.
BUT UH, BERSERK. WTF. I'M SERIOUS. I don't think I've ever had the particular experience of reading things and actively dreading the onset of the angst. But I know enough about Berserk (and hell- the first three volumes TELL YOU enough) to know that things are going to get REALLY REALLY BAD. POSSIBLY REALLY SOON. And I was okay with that because I like demons and gore and bloody stuff and HEART WRENCHING TERRIBLE APOCOLYPTIC ZOMG WTF EVERYTHING IS HORRIBLE ANGST.
B-b-but then everyone had to go be really adorable in their formal-wear and Caska was wearing a dress and Griffith and Guts were too sickeningly sweet for HARD-EDGED KILLING MACHINES. And- and-
This manga is just raping me
And- and I love everyone in this series so much. But especially Guts, who I didn't think I WOULD love this much but he- he's too cool for bedrolls! and, uh, yeah. ♥
ALSO, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO TIM! AND ANOTHER (completely different!) HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO LICI! ♥
when I got on, he grabbed me by the arm and I was all: "WTF sexual harassment!" and he was all: "What's wrong with your bus pass?" And I was confused because there is *nothing* wrong with my bus pass. It displays the appropiate month and I totally have it slipped into one of those bad-ass, plastic flippy things so you can see my student ID and everything.
Either way, he was angry that my *signature* wasn't on my bus pass. Because, oh, you know those CRAAAAZY teenagers! You never know what they might be doing! They might be sharing their bus passes! SCANDALOUS. So he made me sign my bus pass right there and, uh, stopped the bus for the whole five minutes it took me to find a pen and do so. This might have only been mildly irritating had he not done the exact same thing to literally the next three people who stepped on the bus. At that point, people at the back starting complaining LOUDLY how ridiculous he was being and, AS USUAL, the 52 was late getting the Bayers Lake. :P
He grabbed me again when I went to get off the bus because apparently, if I was going to exit from the front, I should be waiting for people to get on first. Or shouldn't have stood until the bus stopped. Or something. I have no clue, he was a fucking nutcase. I wish I had stealth camo and brass knuckles so I could punch people in the face and not have to suffer any consequences. ♥