Dear Heather Demidevi,
This is the lamest thing I have done for anyone in a really long time. Happy Birthday.
♥, Jenn
THE DEMIDEVI F(riend)ST!!!!
Introduction.
So, the story goes that Demidevi used to write this fic that I used to read (and would continue to read if she continued to write it, although I won't nudge her in that direction because as much as PoN is awesome, I like M. better ^__^;;). One day she asked if anyone was willing to make her a layout, to which I was all like: "d00d. I make layouts." and she was all like: "d00d, your Jr. avatar kikXXors my ass." and then... we were randomly friends.
I have no idea how the hell people become friends, and have even LESS idea of how this manages to happen over the internet. However, despite the fact that she lives several thousand miles away in some lame American city, I cannot deny that Demidevi has become a baffling large part of my life (most likey due to the fact that I spend an indordinate amount of time on the internet ^__^;;). As has been said before, she is the dharma to my karma, the Roy to my Ed, the... Vladimir Nabakov to my Victor Hugo! (lets all pretend those two writers have something to do with each other). And thus, to fufill the requirements of ourbeautiful snarkalicious pedophilic? "ledgendary" *snicker* friendship, I made this brief (and somewhat sarcastic) soundtrack in honor of her 19th birthday. As cool an idea as this may seem, I secretly only did it because I was too lazy to write her a fic. XD
The Mushy Sentimental Part.
Is omitted due to the fact that I suck at saying mushy, sentimental stuff. Have text hearts instead! *throws*
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1. The Internet is for Porn - Avenue Q
I think this one is mostly self explainatory...
2. Blame Canada - South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut
In all her dirty, backwards American education, Demidevi has firmly decided that Canadians are useless shit flingers who generally fail at life. I am very saddened that she must live in such ignorance, for it doesn't take much to see that Canada is, in fact, the greatest nation on the face of the planetexcept for Azerbaijan.
3. The More You Ruv Someone... - Avenue Q
Because apparently, "Kicked/punched in the face... with love." is something like our motto. It's very... uh beautiful.
4. Melissa, as Performed by Edward Elric - Romi Paku
... but if I were voiced by Romi Paku, I'd sing like this. T___T
5. Ship of Regret and Sleep - Xenogears
*throws Billy's theme song* FINISH XENOGEARS!!!!! T____T
6. Smile Like You Mean It - The Killers
So one day I was listening to this song and being all like: "d00d, The Killers rock *sing sing*", and decided to check my lj. The first post to appear on my flist that day happened to be a fic by Demidevi called, ahahaha, 'Smile Like You Mean It' (including the song as a download option). I was all like O____O Ever since then, this song has inexplicably reminded me of her. THUS IT GETS TO BE THE ALL IMPORTANT FINAL TRACK OF THIS FST! *dramatic pose*
SPECIAL BONUS TRACK!!!!!!
The obligatory Dawn fangirling song:
Unfortunately, Dawn has not provided me with a song for this section yet. I'll kick her into doing that when she gets home from work.
This is the lamest thing I have done for anyone in a really long time. Happy Birthday.
♥, Jenn
THE DEMIDEVI F(riend)ST!!!!
Introduction.
So, the story goes that Demidevi used to write this fic that I used to read (and would continue to read if she continued to write it, although I won't nudge her in that direction because as much as PoN is awesome, I like M. better ^__^;;). One day she asked if anyone was willing to make her a layout, to which I was all like: "d00d. I make layouts." and she was all like: "d00d, your Jr. avatar kikXXors my ass." and then... we were randomly friends.
I have no idea how the hell people become friends, and have even LESS idea of how this manages to happen over the internet. However, despite the fact that she lives several thousand miles away in some lame American city, I cannot deny that Demidevi has become a baffling large part of my life (most likey due to the fact that I spend an indordinate amount of time on the internet ^__^;;). As has been said before, she is the dharma to my karma, the Roy to my Ed, the... Vladimir Nabakov to my Victor Hugo! (lets all pretend those two writers have something to do with each other). And thus, to fufill the requirements of our
The Mushy Sentimental Part.
Is omitted due to the fact that I suck at saying mushy, sentimental stuff. Have text hearts instead! *throws*
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
1. The Internet is for Porn - Avenue Q
I think this one is mostly self explainatory...
2. Blame Canada - South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut
In all her dirty, backwards American education, Demidevi has firmly decided that Canadians are useless shit flingers who generally fail at life. I am very saddened that she must live in such ignorance, for it doesn't take much to see that Canada is, in fact, the greatest nation on the face of the planet
3. The More You Ruv Someone... - Avenue Q
Because apparently, "Kicked/punched in the face... with love." is something like our motto. It's very... uh beautiful.
4. Melissa, as Performed by Edward Elric - Romi Paku
... but if I were voiced by Romi Paku, I'd sing like this. T___T
5. Ship of Regret and Sleep - Xenogears
*throws Billy's theme song* FINISH XENOGEARS!!!!! T____T
6. Smile Like You Mean It - The Killers
So one day I was listening to this song and being all like: "d00d, The Killers rock *sing sing*", and decided to check my lj. The first post to appear on my flist that day happened to be a fic by Demidevi called, ahahaha, 'Smile Like You Mean It' (including the song as a download option). I was all like O____O Ever since then, this song has inexplicably reminded me of her. THUS IT GETS TO BE THE ALL IMPORTANT FINAL TRACK OF THIS FST! *dramatic pose*
SPECIAL BONUS TRACK!!!!!!
The obligatory Dawn fangirling song:
Unfortunately, Dawn has not provided me with a song for this section yet. I'll kick her into doing that when she gets home from work.