Silly fandom meme
Yanked mercilessly from 
kaiousei
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
1. Edward Elric
2. Gambit
3. Sasuke Uchiha
4. Omoidasu Tristezza
5. Emperor Palpatine
6. Trowa Barton
7. Jet Black
8. Iori Hida
9. Roy Mustang
10. Gendo Ikari
11. Julie Su
12. Neji Hyuga
Have you ever read a Six(Trowa)/Eleven(Julie Su) fic? Do you want to?
As far as I know, the Gundam Wing and Sonic fandoms have never gone anywheres near each other, which is good since both are filled with enough wankery and ship wars and weird obsessive fans that no good could honestly come of them meeting. As for the prospects of Trowa and Julie Su in a relationship... well, personality wise I suppose I could see that. I mean, despite her tough demaneour Julie Su is a very delicate person and Trowa seems like he'd be good for her (probably a lot better than the wanktastic wank fest that is comics!Knuckles). However, considering they are different species, I don't think I'd ever want to read a fic about them. Just... no. -___-;;
Do you think Four(Omoidasu) is hot? How hot?
Wow, I totally created Omoidasu and thus have no personally assessed his hotness quiotent. Uh, he's very... beautiful- although I tend to detatch myself and think of his good looks as more a character trait than anything. I suppose when Ryuuguu is published, fangirls will consider him hot what with his Egyptian charms, golden eyes and long, black hair. Plus he's sexually ambigious, which always seems to be a plus with people these days.
So although I cannot tell you whether Omoidasu is hot or not, I will say this: he has very good taste in men. ^___^
What would happen if Twelve(Neji) got Eight(Iori) pregnant?
First of all, this would be the most emotionally repressed and silent relationship on the face of the planet. They probably wouldn't address the issue very well- they'd discuss with a lot of profound "Hmms" and poignant pauses.
The Hyuga clan would most likely disown Neji. Either that, or quickly marry him off to Hinata of Hanabi, keep the entire thing hush hush and have poor Iori assassinated before he could deliver the child. If, however, the child were born it would be shunned by the entire village and thus have a good chance of going apeshit insane in it's early teen years. Because Konoha is totally cool like that. And, uh, Miyako would laugh.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine(Roy)?
Can I? Ahahaha, who do you think you're talking to!? I could rec you Roy Mustang related fanfiction until you were so sick of the damn man you'd never want to see his name in regards to vaguely literary pursuits ever again. On top of that, I could rec you all the Roy/Ed you never wanted to read, not to mention a fair amount of Roy/Hawkeye and Roy/Al as well. And hell, if you really wanted it I could probably find you a decent Roy/Armstrong fic.
But no Roy/Hughes. That's one relationship that totally deserves to stay platonic. ^___^
Uh, anyways- fic rec. I'll give you this one because; a) IT'S REALLY GOOD. b) I totally always thought Salem looked waaay too much like Roy as well. ^__^
Asture and Lonely Offices
Oh, and since I love Roy so much, you get another one:
Women
Ahahahaha, my fangirl is showing. ^___^
Would Two(Gambit) and Six(Trowa) make a good couple?
Gambit and Trowa? Ehhh, probably not. Gambit would probably think Trowa was boring, and Trowa would be emotionally repressed.
Five(Palpatine)/Nine(Roy) or Five(Palpatin)/Ten(Gendo)? Why?
Okay, there is just too much scheming cleverness going on in this question. WTF? I mean- first of all, we have Roy Mustang who is planning a military coup, Palpatine who succeeds in carrying out a military coup and Gendo Ikari who has a military coup thrown on him and totally gives said coup the middle finger by, erm, ending humanity.
Okay, so since this is all cross Universe, we'll have to look at the core logistics- in Star Wars terms, Gendo is the proverbial Darth Vader of Evangelion, however Gendo is also working out of his own agenda and there is no one pulling his strings (except, perhaps, Yui unintentionally from beyond the grave). Thus, Gendo is, like, symbolically both Darth Vader and Empror Palpatine. So Palpatine/Gendo bodes only ill tidings for any universe involved. It would happen if, say, Palpatine was all like: "I can totally help you see Yui again." and Gendo would be all like: "Cool." and Palpatine would be all like: "HAVE SEX WITH ME YO." and Gendo would be all like: "Fuck you. I have a better idea. Let's... CAUSE THE APOCOLYPTIC END OF HUMAN EXISTENCE AND CONCIOUSNESS AS WE KNOW IT!" and Palpatine would be all like: "Dude, I'm down with that." and Ritsuko would... be even more the spurned lover.
On Roy's part, if he were in Star Wars, he'd totally be this awesomly cool Jedi Master ala Obi Wan Kenobi who somehow found himself training the prodigal ELRIC TWINS (because in Star Wars, Ed and Al would be twins). However, he would most likely still have struggles with his base nature, causing his angstier Padawan Ed (to whom he would most likely show blatant favortism because Al needs some angst right about now) to mock his hypocritical nature constantly. Palpatine would most like be all: "Wow, that Edward Elric is a yummy little boy brimming with unlimited force power and very little emotional restraint. I must have him as my Sith Apprentince." so, to get to Ed, he would totally have to SEDUCE Roy. And... ew, I don't want to think about this anymore.
I can't actually decide which one of these scenarios is more interesting, but I'll go with the Palpatine/Roy fic because in the end, Al would totally get pissed off at everyone only paying attention to Ed's brilliance without realizing that he too is a genius. And then he would go be Palpatine's Apprentice. And Roy and Ed would be all: "WTF. Totally didn't see THAT one coming... and Izumi and Pinako would be the equivialents of Mace Windu and Yoda. XD
What would happen if Seven(Jet) walked in on Two(Gambit) and Twelve(Neji) having sex?
He would probably... raise his arms, say something incoherent like: "Erm, er, well, oops. Wrong door." and go off to trim his bonzai plants.
Make up a summary for a Three(Sasuke)/Ten(Gendo) fic.
Sasuke Uchiha is the sixth child who pilots the Evangelion in hopes to reclaim his lost family and kill his brother, who transcended humam conciousness and became and angel! But what happens when Commander Ikari takes an unusual interest in this mysterious new pilot? And who will win Gendo's heart in the end- Ritsuko? Or Fyutski! Gendo/Sasuke, Gendo/Ritsuko, Gendo/Fyutski, Shinji/Kaworu, Itachi/Kaworu, Sasuke/Kaworu, Hikari/Toji/Kensuke, Asuka/Misato/Rei
Is there any such thing as One(Edward)/Eight(Iori) fluff?
These two would generate enough angst to power a small angst-sun.
Suggest a title for a Seven(Jet)/Twelve(Neji) hurt/comfort fic.
'I Guess That's Why They Call it the Blues'
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four(Omoidasu) to deflower One(Edward)?
The plot device would be this: in Germany, 1920, Ed and Omoidasu would meet by chance over history books or something. Ed would be all: "Hey, this guy appears to be my age, is intelligent and vaguelt resembles an Ishbalite." Omoidasu would be all: "Wow, this is probably the most fascinating person I've met since all the dragons died seven odd centuries ago." They'd become quick friends and the comfort sex would be inevitable because, a) They're both lonely, b) Omoidasu's a manwhore and c) Ed would DEFINITELY have some latent sexual frustrations if he were still a virgin at that point. I doubt Edward would have patience for Omoidasu's ridiculously cliched romantic courting rituals, however. But he'd probably go for it in the end because 'Dasu... uh... isn't very tall. So they'd get drunk and Omoidasu would rant about Julidan (who would have died recently, since Ed arrives in Europe around the year 1917) and Ed would accidently let it slip that he's from another world and they'd tumble into bed.
In the end, it wouldn't last. They'd remind each other too much of people from their respective pasts- I'm sure Edward would remind Omoidasu of Marie (ahaha, no really) and the way Omoidasu always smirks and condescends would just remind Ed of Roy and piss him off. Because. really, Omoidasu can be TEN TIMES the arrogant, patronizing asshole Roy Mustang is- afterall, he's had over 4000 years to practice the art of verbally patting someone on the head.
But yeah, there's nothing Omoidasu Tristezza does better than... uh, deflowering people! ^___^;;
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven(Jet) slash?
I actually have no idea. Rebecca? I'm looking at you because I don't know anyone else who reads Cowboy Bebop fanfiction, period.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three(Sasuke) het?
Sasuke? In het fanfction? But he is so blatantly gay those combnation of words does not compute. o__O But in all seriousness, I'm 100% sure that there are people on my flist who read Sasuke het- hell, even Sasuke/Sakura Sasuke het (wait, is there any other kind? Most people have seemed to realize how GAY that boy is and slash him until the cows come home).
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven(Julie Su)?
No, but I wished they would because I kind of miss the Sonic Fandom. T___T
Would anyone on your friends list write Two(Gambit)/Four(Omoidasu)/Five(Palpatin
I'm sure Rebecca would tackle the Gambit/Omoidasu challenge, but the moment Palpatine got thrown in there, the entire issue became something I'm not sure ANYONE would want to touch with a ten foot pole.
What might Ten(Gendo) scream at a moment of great passion?
Gendo would be boring and scream his dead wife's name, which, I imagine, is why Ritsuko is so damned pissed off by the end of the series.Or he could be weird and scream either: "REI!" or "UNIT 01!"
... come to think of it, I bet he totally does say Rei's name during sex. That would exlain some of Ritsuko's behaviour towards her.
But in the end, I don't think Gendo would say anything at all. He's just that kind of guy.
If you wrote a song-fic about Eigh(Iori)t, which song would you choose?
Probably an October Project song. There's a sort of understated strength in October Project's music that reminds me of Iori- the perfect kind of music for 'Still Waters Run Deep' kind of characters.
Oh, and uh, I did once write an Iori-ish song fic to an October Project song. ^___^
If you wrote a One(Edward)/Six(Trowa)/Twelve(Neji) fic, what would the warnings be?
WARNING! No one over the age of fifteen is involved in this fic. Excpect violence and swearing, mostly on the part of the first participant. ALSO, beware high levels of flexibility and vivd descriptions of kinky chakra flow!
What might be a good pick-up line for Two(Gambit) to use on Ten(Gendo)?
Oh hell, I don't know. o__O "You got a good poker face, Commander, but I can see you ain't playing wit' a full deck."?? For some reason this entire scenario has me envisioning Kaji attempting to pick up Gendo. o__O
When was the last time you read a fic about Five(Palpatine)?
Never, actually.
What is Six(Trowa)'s super-sekrit kink?
... having knives thrown at him? Daring sex positions requiring extreme felxibility XD (oh, shut up Lici). Hell, I have no idea.
Would Eleven(Julie Su) shag Nine(Roy)? Drunk or sober?
Who wouldn't shag Roy Mustang? I mean, really?
If Three(Sasuke) and Seven(Jet) get together, who tops?
Jet tops because, hey, Sasuke.
"One(Ed) and Nine(Roy) are in a happy relationship (... no way.) until Nine(Roy) suddenly runs off with Four(Omoidasu) (Haha, he so would). One(Ed), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven(Julie Su) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve(Neji) (I doubt there would be anything happy about an affair involving him), then follows the wise advice of Five(Emperor Palpatine, match maker extrodinaire) and finds true love with Three(Sasuke)." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
I would call it: 'Night, and the Loves of Edward Elric' in an obvious Samuel R. Delany reference.
Dawn, Ashley and Demidevi might read it because they appear to read everything I write no matter how shitty it is. ^__^;; But, really, there is only one person in the entire Universe who COULD write this fic (and they would make it sound probably as wel). And that person is... DAWN DAVIS!
How would you feel if Seven(Jet)/Eight(Iori) was canon?
Violated.
kaiouseiFirst, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
1. Edward Elric
2. Gambit
3. Sasuke Uchiha
4. Omoidasu Tristezza
5. Emperor Palpatine
6. Trowa Barton
7. Jet Black
8. Iori Hida
9. Roy Mustang
10. Gendo Ikari
11. Julie Su
12. Neji Hyuga
Have you ever read a Six(Trowa)/Eleven(Julie Su) fic? Do you want to?
As far as I know, the Gundam Wing and Sonic fandoms have never gone anywheres near each other, which is good since both are filled with enough wankery and ship wars and weird obsessive fans that no good could honestly come of them meeting. As for the prospects of Trowa and Julie Su in a relationship... well, personality wise I suppose I could see that. I mean, despite her tough demaneour Julie Su is a very delicate person and Trowa seems like he'd be good for her (probably a lot better than the wanktastic wank fest that is comics!Knuckles). However, considering they are different species, I don't think I'd ever want to read a fic about them. Just... no. -___-;;
Do you think Four(Omoidasu) is hot? How hot?
Wow, I totally created Omoidasu and thus have no personally assessed his hotness quiotent. Uh, he's very... beautiful- although I tend to detatch myself and think of his good looks as more a character trait than anything. I suppose when Ryuuguu is published, fangirls will consider him hot what with his Egyptian charms, golden eyes and long, black hair. Plus he's sexually ambigious, which always seems to be a plus with people these days.
So although I cannot tell you whether Omoidasu is hot or not, I will say this: he has very good taste in men. ^___^
What would happen if Twelve(Neji) got Eight(Iori) pregnant?
First of all, this would be the most emotionally repressed and silent relationship on the face of the planet. They probably wouldn't address the issue very well- they'd discuss with a lot of profound "Hmms" and poignant pauses.
The Hyuga clan would most likely disown Neji. Either that, or quickly marry him off to Hinata of Hanabi, keep the entire thing hush hush and have poor Iori assassinated before he could deliver the child. If, however, the child were born it would be shunned by the entire village and thus have a good chance of going apeshit insane in it's early teen years. Because Konoha is totally cool like that. And, uh, Miyako would laugh.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine(Roy)?
Can I? Ahahaha, who do you think you're talking to!? I could rec you Roy Mustang related fanfiction until you were so sick of the damn man you'd never want to see his name in regards to vaguely literary pursuits ever again. On top of that, I could rec you all the Roy/Ed you never wanted to read, not to mention a fair amount of Roy/Hawkeye and Roy/Al as well. And hell, if you really wanted it I could probably find you a decent Roy/Armstrong fic.
But no Roy/Hughes. That's one relationship that totally deserves to stay platonic. ^___^
Uh, anyways- fic rec. I'll give you this one because; a) IT'S REALLY GOOD. b) I totally always thought Salem looked waaay too much like Roy as well. ^__^
Asture and Lonely Offices
Oh, and since I love Roy so much, you get another one:
Women
Ahahahaha, my fangirl is showing. ^___^
Would Two(Gambit) and Six(Trowa) make a good couple?
Gambit and Trowa? Ehhh, probably not. Gambit would probably think Trowa was boring, and Trowa would be emotionally repressed.
Five(Palpatine)/Nine(Roy) or Five(Palpatin)/Ten(Gendo)? Why?
Okay, there is just too much scheming cleverness going on in this question. WTF? I mean- first of all, we have Roy Mustang who is planning a military coup, Palpatine who succeeds in carrying out a military coup and Gendo Ikari who has a military coup thrown on him and totally gives said coup the middle finger by, erm, ending humanity.
Okay, so since this is all cross Universe, we'll have to look at the core logistics- in Star Wars terms, Gendo is the proverbial Darth Vader of Evangelion, however Gendo is also working out of his own agenda and there is no one pulling his strings (except, perhaps, Yui unintentionally from beyond the grave). Thus, Gendo is, like, symbolically both Darth Vader and Empror Palpatine. So Palpatine/Gendo bodes only ill tidings for any universe involved. It would happen if, say, Palpatine was all like: "I can totally help you see Yui again." and Gendo would be all like: "Cool." and Palpatine would be all like: "HAVE SEX WITH ME YO." and Gendo would be all like: "Fuck you. I have a better idea. Let's... CAUSE THE APOCOLYPTIC END OF HUMAN EXISTENCE AND CONCIOUSNESS AS WE KNOW IT!" and Palpatine would be all like: "Dude, I'm down with that." and Ritsuko would... be even more the spurned lover.
On Roy's part, if he were in Star Wars, he'd totally be this awesomly cool Jedi Master ala Obi Wan Kenobi who somehow found himself training the prodigal ELRIC TWINS (because in Star Wars, Ed and Al would be twins). However, he would most likely still have struggles with his base nature, causing his angstier Padawan Ed (to whom he would most likely show blatant favortism because Al needs some angst right about now) to mock his hypocritical nature constantly. Palpatine would most like be all: "Wow, that Edward Elric is a yummy little boy brimming with unlimited force power and very little emotional restraint. I must have him as my Sith Apprentince." so, to get to Ed, he would totally have to SEDUCE Roy. And... ew, I don't want to think about this anymore.
I can't actually decide which one of these scenarios is more interesting, but I'll go with the Palpatine/Roy fic because in the end, Al would totally get pissed off at everyone only paying attention to Ed's brilliance without realizing that he too is a genius. And then he would go be Palpatine's Apprentice. And Roy and Ed would be all: "WTF. Totally didn't see THAT one coming... and Izumi and Pinako would be the equivialents of Mace Windu and Yoda. XD
What would happen if Seven(Jet) walked in on Two(Gambit) and Twelve(Neji) having sex?
He would probably... raise his arms, say something incoherent like: "Erm, er, well, oops. Wrong door." and go off to trim his bonzai plants.
Make up a summary for a Three(Sasuke)/Ten(Gendo) fic.
Sasuke Uchiha is the sixth child who pilots the Evangelion in hopes to reclaim his lost family and kill his brother, who transcended humam conciousness and became and angel! But what happens when Commander Ikari takes an unusual interest in this mysterious new pilot? And who will win Gendo's heart in the end- Ritsuko? Or Fyutski! Gendo/Sasuke, Gendo/Ritsuko, Gendo/Fyutski, Shinji/Kaworu, Itachi/Kaworu, Sasuke/Kaworu, Hikari/Toji/Kensuke, Asuka/Misato/Rei
Is there any such thing as One(Edward)/Eight(Iori) fluff?
These two would generate enough angst to power a small angst-sun.
Suggest a title for a Seven(Jet)/Twelve(Neji) hurt/comfort fic.
'I Guess That's Why They Call it the Blues'
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four(Omoidasu) to deflower One(Edward)?
The plot device would be this: in Germany, 1920, Ed and Omoidasu would meet by chance over history books or something. Ed would be all: "Hey, this guy appears to be my age, is intelligent and vaguelt resembles an Ishbalite." Omoidasu would be all: "Wow, this is probably the most fascinating person I've met since all the dragons died seven odd centuries ago." They'd become quick friends and the comfort sex would be inevitable because, a) They're both lonely, b) Omoidasu's a manwhore and c) Ed would DEFINITELY have some latent sexual frustrations if he were still a virgin at that point. I doubt Edward would have patience for Omoidasu's ridiculously cliched romantic courting rituals, however. But he'd probably go for it in the end because 'Dasu... uh... isn't very tall. So they'd get drunk and Omoidasu would rant about Julidan (who would have died recently, since Ed arrives in Europe around the year 1917) and Ed would accidently let it slip that he's from another world and they'd tumble into bed.
In the end, it wouldn't last. They'd remind each other too much of people from their respective pasts- I'm sure Edward would remind Omoidasu of Marie (ahaha, no really) and the way Omoidasu always smirks and condescends would just remind Ed of Roy and piss him off. Because. really, Omoidasu can be TEN TIMES the arrogant, patronizing asshole Roy Mustang is- afterall, he's had over 4000 years to practice the art of verbally patting someone on the head.
But yeah, there's nothing Omoidasu Tristezza does better than... uh, deflowering people! ^___^;;
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven(Jet) slash?
I actually have no idea. Rebecca? I'm looking at you because I don't know anyone else who reads Cowboy Bebop fanfiction, period.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three(Sasuke) het?
Sasuke? In het fanfction? But he is so blatantly gay those combnation of words does not compute. o__O But in all seriousness, I'm 100% sure that there are people on my flist who read Sasuke het- hell, even Sasuke/Sakura Sasuke het (wait, is there any other kind? Most people have seemed to realize how GAY that boy is and slash him until the cows come home).
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven(Julie Su)?
No, but I wished they would because I kind of miss the Sonic Fandom. T___T
Would anyone on your friends list write Two(Gambit)/Four(Omoidasu)/Five(Palpatin
I'm sure Rebecca would tackle the Gambit/Omoidasu challenge, but the moment Palpatine got thrown in there, the entire issue became something I'm not sure ANYONE would want to touch with a ten foot pole.
What might Ten(Gendo) scream at a moment of great passion?
Gendo would be boring and scream his dead wife's name, which, I imagine, is why Ritsuko is so damned pissed off by the end of the series.Or he could be weird and scream either: "REI!" or "UNIT 01!"
... come to think of it, I bet he totally does say Rei's name during sex. That would exlain some of Ritsuko's behaviour towards her.
But in the end, I don't think Gendo would say anything at all. He's just that kind of guy.
If you wrote a song-fic about Eigh(Iori)t, which song would you choose?
Probably an October Project song. There's a sort of understated strength in October Project's music that reminds me of Iori- the perfect kind of music for 'Still Waters Run Deep' kind of characters.
Oh, and uh, I did once write an Iori-ish song fic to an October Project song. ^___^
If you wrote a One(Edward)/Six(Trowa)/Twelve(Neji) fic, what would the warnings be?
WARNING! No one over the age of fifteen is involved in this fic. Excpect violence and swearing, mostly on the part of the first participant. ALSO, beware high levels of flexibility and vivd descriptions of kinky chakra flow!
What might be a good pick-up line for Two(Gambit) to use on Ten(Gendo)?
Oh hell, I don't know. o__O "You got a good poker face, Commander, but I can see you ain't playing wit' a full deck."?? For some reason this entire scenario has me envisioning Kaji attempting to pick up Gendo. o__O
When was the last time you read a fic about Five(Palpatine)?
Never, actually.
What is Six(Trowa)'s super-sekrit kink?
... having knives thrown at him? Daring sex positions requiring extreme felxibility XD (oh, shut up Lici). Hell, I have no idea.
Would Eleven(Julie Su) shag Nine(Roy)? Drunk or sober?
Who wouldn't shag Roy Mustang? I mean, really?
If Three(Sasuke) and Seven(Jet) get together, who tops?
Jet tops because, hey, Sasuke.
"One(Ed) and Nine(Roy) are in a happy relationship (... no way.) until Nine(Roy) suddenly runs off with Four(Omoidasu) (Haha, he so would). One(Ed), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven(Julie Su) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve(Neji) (I doubt there would be anything happy about an affair involving him), then follows the wise advice of Five(Emperor Palpatine, match maker extrodinaire) and finds true love with Three(Sasuke)." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
I would call it: 'Night, and the Loves of Edward Elric' in an obvious Samuel R. Delany reference.
Dawn, Ashley and Demidevi might read it because they appear to read everything I write no matter how shitty it is. ^__^;; But, really, there is only one person in the entire Universe who COULD write this fic (and they would make it sound probably as wel). And that person is... DAWN DAVIS!
How would you feel if Seven(Jet)/Eight(Iori) was canon?
Violated.