WTF, I have so many irrelevant things to do I don't even know where to begin...
I really wish I were more productive.
... stupid body (and mind) needing sleep.
But here's a brief insight into how my brain works.
I get home and the bottom of the apartment is empty- however, it also shows signs of life- the screen door is open in the back, the fan is on, Adam's computer is glowing, several lights are... lit. My first assumption: "Ahhh, Adam must be sleeping over somewhere's." I get my shoes off and all of a sudden my new asumption is: "Oh no! What if my Dad and Adam have been MURDERED!?" and my brain's all like: "Uh, no?" and I'm all like: "Oh crap. What if I go upstairs and Adam is in several pieces on the bottom of the bathtub!?"
But Dad's asleep (AND ALIVE) and there are no dismembered body parts on the bathroom floor, so I'm going to assume it's safe to go to bed... FOR NOW.