Draco! DRACO!? Dracodracodraco. T__T Snape. Death Eaters. OMGWTF. jfhuhruiehuht;lka

That second chapter was fucking murder in ink.

I hate you JK Rowling. I hate you so much.

Except for the part where I hang on your every word.

EDIT: Always count on Dumbledore to relieve the tension.

Dumbledore: "Of course, if I were a Death Eater I would have made sure to research my own jam preferences before impresonating myself."
Harry Potter: "Wait, what?" o___O

And I am so not posting anything else about the book until Sunday. *READS*

EDIT: Except this: WHAT THE HELL IS BLAISE ZANBINI'S FUCKING GENDER!? GODDAMNIT, JK ROWLING. IT IS FUCKING INTENTIONAL THE WAY YOU FLIRT AROUND THE ISSUE. IF I DO NOT GET ONE GENDER SPECIFIC REFERENCE TOWARDS THIS STUDENT BY THE END OF THE PAGE CHAPTER BOOK, I WILL... uh, be disappointed? ^__^;;

*read more and breathes a heavy sigh of relief*

THANK YOU. I now know Blaise Zanbini's gender. I don't even need to read the rest of the book. All mysteries in the Harry Potter universe are completely and utterly irrelevant now that Rowling has finally used gender specific terms on that particular student.

I swear to God I'm going to stop typing random stuff, like, now.