THE EYE OF VALMAR IS DEAD! *dances*

Telemarketers are so unequipped to deal with adversity:

Telemarketer: "Hello, I'm phoning on behalf of something to survey you for something in reagrds to something. May I please speak to someone who is over eighteen?"
Me: "Crap. I am eighteen."
Telemarketer: "Okay, then-"
Me: "Can we just pretend that I haven't had my birthday yet, and not do this survey?"
Telemarketer: "What?"
Me: "..."
Telemarketer: "..."
Me: "..."
Telemarketer: "... well, is there anyone else I can speak to?"
Me: "No."
Telemarketer: "... o... okay." *hangs up*

PS: Leslie, you're right. I *do* like The Killers. Wtf. o__O