Bad Dialouge
Oh, I am having SOOOO much fun writing the new script to Star Wars Posse Style. Bad dialouge is fun to write:
(Cerberus= Leslie, Darth Sparky= me)
Cerberus: "Ha HA! Darth Sparky, it is now payback time for all the evil you've done! I will defeat you and win back all those fragile childhood years of mine that were corrupted by your dark evil!"
Darth Sparky: "Wow. You do realize how bad that line was."
Cerberus: "... dude, it's Star Wars."
Darth Sparky: *blink blink*"Point taken. Well... well... MY crappy dialouge can kick YOUR crappy dialouge's ass any day!"
Cerberus: "What!? You're ON Darth. I'm a Jedi Master. I am the undisputed LORD of bad dialouge."
Darth Sparky: "Are you kidding? I'm evil."
Cerberus: "Oh, you can walk the walk, but can you talk the talk?"
*all wince*
Darth Sparky: "Ouch. Cliches. You have fought well, my former Padawan, but now it is time. Time to DIE!"
*all cringer further*
Justin (we roped you into this, remember?): "We will never die as long as we fight in the name of LOVE!... I mean, JUSTICE!"
Darth Sparky: "You are sadly mistaken, pathetic Padawan, for the forces of darkness are far stronger than you could ever imagine!"
Cerberus: "Imagine THIS!" *whips out lightsaber*
And so on and so on. The important thing is that I get to talk about how success comes in cans, not can'ts, bread bags or milk cartons... or even styrofoam noodle cups come to think of it.
This weekend is going to own.
Especially since I'm going to kick Gregory's ass at Napoleon in Europe. Mwahahaha. And yes, that is all that's important. I don't care about the rest of the game, just kicking Gregory's ass. Sure, that's immature, but HE started it by Kamikazee-ing me in RISK last year. Or maybe it was that time he accused me of cheating in HP trivia. Or maybe I'm just pissed off that he forgot my birthday. Whatever, the point is I'm going to own him all over the place! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Justin, tell your brother I'm sorry I was intending to backstab him last game. I don't want to start off this game with any biases *revels in hypocrisy*
Yes, I think I'm definitely in a better mood...
(Cerberus= Leslie, Darth Sparky= me)
Cerberus: "Ha HA! Darth Sparky, it is now payback time for all the evil you've done! I will defeat you and win back all those fragile childhood years of mine that were corrupted by your dark evil!"
Darth Sparky: "Wow. You do realize how bad that line was."
Cerberus: "... dude, it's Star Wars."
Darth Sparky: *blink blink*"Point taken. Well... well... MY crappy dialouge can kick YOUR crappy dialouge's ass any day!"
Cerberus: "What!? You're ON Darth. I'm a Jedi Master. I am the undisputed LORD of bad dialouge."
Darth Sparky: "Are you kidding? I'm evil."
Cerberus: "Oh, you can walk the walk, but can you talk the talk?"
*all wince*
Darth Sparky: "Ouch. Cliches. You have fought well, my former Padawan, but now it is time. Time to DIE!"
*all cringer further*
Justin (we roped you into this, remember?): "We will never die as long as we fight in the name of LOVE!... I mean, JUSTICE!"
Darth Sparky: "You are sadly mistaken, pathetic Padawan, for the forces of darkness are far stronger than you could ever imagine!"
Cerberus: "Imagine THIS!" *whips out lightsaber*
And so on and so on. The important thing is that I get to talk about how success comes in cans, not can'ts, bread bags or milk cartons... or even styrofoam noodle cups come to think of it.
This weekend is going to own.
Especially since I'm going to kick Gregory's ass at Napoleon in Europe. Mwahahaha. And yes, that is all that's important. I don't care about the rest of the game, just kicking Gregory's ass. Sure, that's immature, but HE started it by Kamikazee-ing me in RISK last year. Or maybe it was that time he accused me of cheating in HP trivia. Or maybe I'm just pissed off that he forgot my birthday. Whatever, the point is I'm going to own him all over the place! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Justin, tell your brother I'm sorry I was intending to backstab him last game. I don't want to start off this game with any biases *revels in hypocrisy*
Yes, I think I'm definitely in a better mood...