The Story Thus Far
I've been quite busy lately. Mostly flying out to Hollywood to meet with movie execs, and avoiding Freeza. Pre-production has already begun on several of my scripts. I'll go over them and their tentative release dates.
untitled - Tentative release date: Christmas 2002. This is the story of everyman (portrayed by me), who feels alone and isolated on his home planet, because he killed everyone. So he comes to Earth and learns all about Christmas from a little orphan boy (possibly potrayed by Haley Joel Osmond). It's a film for the whole family, and will probably be rated PG or PG-13. Unfortunately, it will be going up against The Two Towers, which is why I started that ridiculous petition. Heh. >:)
The King of Hearts - Tentative release date: Valentine's Day, 2003. A ghetto pimp (portrayed by me) learns a lesson in love when five of his ex-girlfriends (and ex-ho's) gather together to teach him a lesson in love. Ex-girlfriends and ho's possibly portrayed by Sarah Michelle Gellar, Cameron Diaz, Lucy Liu, Julia Stiles, and Reese Witherspoon. It will probably be rated PG-13 or R.
Icy Grave - Tentative release date: Summer 2003. An average scientist (portrayed by me) in northern Alaska is forced to become a hero when the colony is taken over by eco-terrorists. Ends with a climactic battle with the super-powered genetically-engineered leader of the eco-terrorists (possibly portrayed by Christopher Walken). It will most likely be rated R.
I also have a TV series in development for this fall, which is about a good-natured kid from the country (portrayed by me) who moves to Los Angeles to become an actor. The main love interest will probably be played by Tea Leoni.
That's all I'm legally allowed to say about my upcoming works, but keep checking back here and I may have some more information. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a meeting with James Cameron in about a half-hour, and a meeting with Steven Spielberg in three hours, so I must be off.
untitled - Tentative release date: Christmas 2002. This is the story of everyman (portrayed by me), who feels alone and isolated on his home planet, because he killed everyone. So he comes to Earth and learns all about Christmas from a little orphan boy (possibly potrayed by Haley Joel Osmond). It's a film for the whole family, and will probably be rated PG or PG-13. Unfortunately, it will be going up against The Two Towers, which is why I started that ridiculous petition. Heh. >:)
The King of Hearts - Tentative release date: Valentine's Day, 2003. A ghetto pimp (portrayed by me) learns a lesson in love when five of his ex-girlfriends (and ex-ho's) gather together to teach him a lesson in love. Ex-girlfriends and ho's possibly portrayed by Sarah Michelle Gellar, Cameron Diaz, Lucy Liu, Julia Stiles, and Reese Witherspoon. It will probably be rated PG-13 or R.
Icy Grave - Tentative release date: Summer 2003. An average scientist (portrayed by me) in northern Alaska is forced to become a hero when the colony is taken over by eco-terrorists. Ends with a climactic battle with the super-powered genetically-engineered leader of the eco-terrorists (possibly portrayed by Christopher Walken). It will most likely be rated R.
I also have a TV series in development for this fall, which is about a good-natured kid from the country (portrayed by me) who moves to Los Angeles to become an actor. The main love interest will probably be played by Tea Leoni.
That's all I'm legally allowed to say about my upcoming works, but keep checking back here and I may have some more information. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a meeting with James Cameron in about a half-hour, and a meeting with Steven Spielberg in three hours, so I must be off.