Subscribe
Sign in
Home
Notes
Archive
About
You Are An Umamusume
It is the first day in a new year, and you are an Umamusume.
Jul 14, 2025
•
Amity G.
2
1
2
pChal Spends 8 Hours Calculating Optimal Route Through Grocery Store
"I can pivot into Fresh Lettuce, but then I’m risking a sweep from the Burger Chef."
Apr 13, 2025
•
Amity G.
Hylian Boy Arrested for Slandering Demon King
"Nice ol’ Ganondorf was apparently gonna ‘kill the king’."
Jan 4, 2025
•
Amity G.
1
Most Popular
View all
Democrats Can't Believe Republicans Won't Send Thanks For Their Wonder Picks
Jan 1, 2025
•
Amity G.
2
2
Manfred von Karma Confident in Securing Death Penalty Against Luigi Mangione
Jan 2, 2025
•
Amity G.
1
2
Meta Announces Retirement of Original AI Bot: Mark Zuckerberg
Jan 3, 2025
•
Amity G.
1
2
Hylian Boy Arrested for Slandering Demon King
Jan 4, 2025
•
Amity G.
1
pChal Spends 8 Hours Calculating Optimal Route Through Grocery Store
Apr 13, 2025
•
Amity G.
Meta Announces Retirement of Original AI Bot: Mark Zuckerberg
"An experiment from the uncanny valley that went on for far too long."
Jan 3, 2025
•
Amity G.
1
2
Manfred von Karma Confident in Securing Death Penalty Against Luigi Mangione
"Three minutes until this criminal is executed for his heinous crimes!"
Jan 2, 2025
•
Amity G.
1
2
Democrats Can't Believe Republicans Won't Send Thanks For Their Wonder Picks
"Just the latest example of hyper-partisan politics."
Jan 1, 2025
•
Amity G.
2
2
Cartridge Media
News that blows.
Subscribe
Recommendations
Culture Dumpster
Johnny
HOLLYWOOD TIME$
Bush Bill
Cartridge Media
Subscribe
About
Archive
Recommendations
This site requires JavaScript to run correctly. Please
turn on JavaScript
or unblock scripts
