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clueless nostalgia
On nostalgia for terrible times, my dream to be as beautiful as Al Pacino, and why 'The Pitt' is the best thing I've seen since 'Dune Part II.'
Mar 21, 2025 • Carrie Wittmer 👻
performance of the century
On "Mayhem," Bradley Cooper, and my weird need to live in the early 1980s
Mar 14, 2025 • Carrie Wittmer 👻
self-indulgent memorializing
A tribute to Michelle Trachtenberg that accidentally turned into a rant about aestheticizing dead famous people.
Feb 28, 2025 • Carrie Wittmer 👻
re-traumatize me mike white
I went long on 'The White Lotus' (monoculture is so back) and short on my nemesis, Lorne Michaels.
Feb 21, 2025 • Carrie Wittmer 👻
dakota johnson defeated
a blog mostly about walton goggins if i'm being honest
Feb 14, 2025 • Carrie Wittmer 👻
wifeblog #4: the returns
on the return of Gaga, Uncle O’Grimacey, and Gracie Abrams discourse
Feb 7, 2025 • Carrie Wittmer 👻
wifeblog #3: this is a crisis
in which I congratulate Daryl Hall & John Oates and ask too many questions that I don't even answer
Jan 31, 2025 • Carrie Wittmer 👻
wifeblog #2: Everything is embarrassing/you’re welcome Sebastian Stan
Sky Ferreira was ahead of her time
Jan 26, 2025 • Carrie Wittmer 👻
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original thoughts on pop culture. insightful but not informative.
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