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All this lotion will be yours someday

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Jan 12 • Brooke Barker

Are you too smart to get in the car

And how many monkeys do you know

Jan 5 • Brooke Barker

Giraffes for the holidays

Dec 22, 2025 • Brooke Barker

It's the same great taste

Have you moved a lot?

Dec 15, 2025 • Brooke Barker

For the person who has everything

Including a great song about a traveling dog

Dec 8, 2025 • Brooke Barker

Old posts for new people

I'm here to ruin your wedding

Apr 14, 2025 • Brooke Barker

He is a tastemaker

This comic is actually a cautionary tale, I’ve already had to fill the water dish twice today.

Feb 3, 2025 • Brooke Barker

Is it a pyramid scheme?

Nov 11, 2024 • Brooke Barker

If you’ve got the lowdown on rat baby husbandry I’d love to hear it.

Jan 22, 2024 • Brooke Barker

Thanks for being here

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