I suspect I've lost my way

There are all sorts of holiday fests and comms that I have barely begun to read my way through, and there are multiple sites with pictures and commentary of AFP and The Dress (NSFW) at the Golden Globes last night, but all I really want to do is look through six pages of shawl pictures to see if there's any good patterns I didn't already know about. The internet is for porn, but what they don't tell you is how very far afield the definition of 'porn' can extend.

Addictive personality type? Why yes, hello. Aren't we all glad I never messed around with alcohol or drugs?

Tivo update: still haven't watched Vampire Diaries. Still haven't watched CoE. Still haven't watched the Doctor Who finale. But I'm gonna watch Brett Favre beat the snot out of the Cowboys, even though because I know that's what happens, while I take down the Christmas tree tomorrow.