The more dedicated (or deranged, you pick) of you out there followed along on my retirement from the military about this time last year. This fucktastic process Continue reading
Archive for August, 2016
Clothes, Comfort Optional
Posted in Humor, Random, Rant with tags belts, fuck me, humor, men's clothing, neckties, pants, random, rant on August 30, 2016 by BrainRantsPeople You Meet On The Bus
Posted in Humor, My Weird Shit, Random, Rant with tags ass, asshattery, assholes, bus, humor, life, metro, random, rant, sweaty, tools, travel on August 26, 2016 by BrainRantsOne of the unalloyed joys of being me is the necessity of using public transportation. Monday through Friday, I haul my carcass Continue reading
How To Drive Like A Virginian
Posted in Humor, Rant with tags ass, assholes, beer, douchebag, driving, humor, random, rant, traffic, Virginia on August 11, 2016 by BrainRantsAn entire fucking year ago I shat a post about the joys of living in Virginia. Another blogger asked about the state slogan, ‘Virginia is for lovers.’ I say: bullfuckingshit. Lovers might be here, but they’re obviously Continue reading
Where Is Rants?
Posted in Awesome, Family, Fiction, Humor, Random, Rant, Writing with tags ass, bacon, beer, cooking, family, humor, life, news, random, rant, wasps, work, writing on August 8, 2016 by BrainRantsPardon me while I type and eat some Burrito Lasagna, courtesy of my wife, the tiny lady who’s devoting her life to making me epic fat. Because my portion control issue Continue reading
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