Random Thought #67
People with pollen allergies are essentially those who don’t react well to plant cumshots.
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People with pollen allergies are essentially those who don’t react well to plant cumshots.
BrainRants 
April 6, 2015 at 10:42
I see Chuck Palahnuik took hold of your brain.
April 6, 2015 at 10:51
Yep. Audiobooks are insidious. But I think Chuck would appreciate this idea.
April 6, 2015 at 17:09
ROFL.
April 6, 2015 at 19:05
Roll away, buddy. It helps avoid the money shots… or so I’m told.
April 6, 2015 at 17:35
JUST NOT IN MY EYES!
April 6, 2015 at 19:05
Eeew, no. Not. Even. Ever.
April 6, 2015 at 19:04
hmmm
April 6, 2015 at 19:05
True.
April 6, 2015 at 22:29
Reblogged this on balot_dealer.
April 7, 2015 at 04:34
Thanks for the reblog!
April 6, 2015 at 23:08
I can’t go outside now. There’s plant spooge everywhere. It didn’t bother me until you educated me to the truth about yellow rain.
April 7, 2015 at 04:34
A little knowledge is dangerous.
April 8, 2015 at 01:28
I thought maybe the pentagon was mellowing you out – wrong!
April 8, 2015 at 05:12
Not even close.
April 8, 2015 at 21:37
Pollen cumshots…ew
April 9, 2015 at 09:02
I blame the Japanese.
April 9, 2015 at 23:49
I blame the Pollenese…heh. Thank you for taking my call. I hope everything and one is safe in your world.
April 10, 2015 at 10:47
It’s spring-like here, so I’m good.
April 10, 2015 at 20:16
Ok good! I don’t have any allergies to pollen or mold. Misinterps make me want vomit like a bad food allergy, but I can control that bc no food is involved.
April 10, 2015 at 21:52
That’s awesome.
April 11, 2015 at 12:37
Oh yeah, thank you for taking my COMMENT. Silly metaphors cause issues. I don’t even have your phone number. All about full disclosure.
April 10, 2015 at 22:52
Maybe.