Random Thought #65
Holy fuckchunks! Carrots are fucking ORANGE. Like, really orange. Have you stopped and really observed that shit?
I fucking hate the color orange.
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BrainRants 
March 27, 2014 at 07:34
What a revelation.
March 27, 2014 at 07:38
No kidding.
March 27, 2014 at 22:52
Carrots can be purple too. Saw it in the grocery store tonight. Frankenfood.
March 28, 2014 at 05:01
But do they taste good? Aren’t those called rutabagas?
March 28, 2014 at 05:47
I’ll have to buy some and let you know. These were definitely carrots. Not a fan of Rutabaga, that’s fine. It leaves more for the people who like it. Purple potato is delicious.
March 28, 2014 at 05:56
Yep.
March 28, 2014 at 06:06
*shrug*
March 28, 2014 at 06:50
🙂
March 29, 2014 at 01:29
Faces don’t translate to mobile. Purple carrots are awesome. Sweet.
March 29, 2014 at 02:04
Sweet! I got an emotional reaction!
Illogical…
March 29, 2014 at 06:26
A moment or two. It happens sometimes.
March 29, 2014 at 08:51
Hm.
March 29, 2014 at 10:13
Eh.
March 29, 2014 at 12:51
🙂
March 30, 2014 at 05:32
Psst. They still don’t translate.
March 30, 2014 at 07:48
🙂
March 30, 2014 at 14:06
Will just take your word.
Q: What choice do I have?
A: None
March 30, 2014 at 14:27
Classic.
March 31, 2014 at 01:22
Yes, you are.
March 31, 2014 at 05:49
Thanks.
March 27, 2014 at 08:04
Perhaps you should re-title these gems as Deep Thoughts!
March 27, 2014 at 08:59
Nothing deep about me, John.
March 27, 2014 at 08:08
Umm…so did you enjoy what sounds like the first carrot you’ve ever encountered? 😉
March 27, 2014 at 09:00
No just one of those things you suddenly notice after 45 years.
March 27, 2014 at 08:26
I’m so inspired *no sarcasm* thank you for making my day!
March 27, 2014 at 09:00
I aim to please. Glad I could help.
March 27, 2014 at 09:00
You have issues.
March 27, 2014 at 09:02
To quote Jethro Gibbs: “Ya think?”
March 27, 2014 at 09:01
The little baby ones are good dipped in Ranch dressing.
March 27, 2014 at 09:03
Those taste funny to me.
March 27, 2014 at 09:01
Eat enough of them and you’ll be orange, too. Really
Apparently hearing your concerns, some wacky scientists have developed maroon colored carrots.(university colors).
March 27, 2014 at 09:04
I heard that factoid somewhere. Maroon huh? Fucking Harvard…
March 27, 2014 at 11:51
Actually TX A&M. Aggies have a sense of humor – Harvard? Not so sure
March 27, 2014 at 11:58
Now it makes sense.
March 27, 2014 at 14:01
Hey BrainRants, did you know that oranges…..are orange!!!! MINDFUCK!!!!
March 27, 2014 at 14:56
It’s where they got the name of the color, actually.
March 27, 2014 at 15:18
Are you high? This seems like a marijuana-induced thought.
March 27, 2014 at 15:30
I wish.
March 27, 2014 at 15:30
Drunk?
March 27, 2014 at 15:36
To quote the Magic 8-Ball: Signs point to yes.
March 27, 2014 at 15:38
Woohoo!
March 27, 2014 at 15:50
I concur. Like Doctor Morgan.
March 27, 2014 at 15:54
Close enough.
March 27, 2014 at 16:06
Paging Doctor Coors…
March 27, 2014 at 15:36
Orange was Sinatra’s favorite color. Really.
“Orange is the happiest color.”
He actually said that.
March 27, 2014 at 15:37
He had a great recipe for a burger, too.
March 27, 2014 at 16:16
Do you pronounce it oh-ran-geh or or-nge?
March 27, 2014 at 16:26
Or-anj.
March 27, 2014 at 17:57
How can you not like ORANGE?? Orange is awesome! Like rocket booster flame orange or ginger-haired children awesome or Sam Elliott’s mustache awesome! Wait, Sam Elliot’s mustache is gray…
GRAY IS AWESOME!
March 27, 2014 at 18:52
Gray is awesome! I have a collection of it. I want to be Sam Elliot when I grow up.
March 27, 2014 at 17:58
I have! And just recently too because I’ve been snacking more on carrots lately rather than chips. Carrots are indeed VERY ORANGE. Not only are they orange but they are very crunchy & make a lot of noise when you eat them.
March 27, 2014 at 18:52
Awesome sub for chips! I mow through a lot of carrots. And apples.
March 27, 2014 at 21:10
I only liked this because you taught me a new word. Fuckchunks! I like it. I also like carrots and the color orange.
March 27, 2014 at 21:31
I invented ‘fuckchunks,’ but I can’t claim orange.
March 27, 2014 at 21:35
Lmao. I’ll direct people here whenever they question my language.
March 28, 2014 at 05:02
That’s fine. I’ll verbally abuse them until they pee themselves.
March 28, 2014 at 04:26
Were you drunk your whole life ?
I hate Carrots because I had a traumatizing experience with them.
March 28, 2014 at 04:59
Not even close. Sorry about the carrot(s).
March 28, 2014 at 05:58
I love to live in your head for a day. Fuckchucks great word.
March 28, 2014 at 05:59
It’s scary in here, trust me.
March 28, 2014 at 06:00
That’s why only one day
March 28, 2014 at 06:02
Exactly.
March 28, 2014 at 07:20
Wait for it: They can also be purple.
March 28, 2014 at 07:48
But how do the purple ones taste? That’s my question.
March 28, 2014 at 15:58
And Cheetos are orange. And Doritos! OMG, orange is taking over the world…
March 28, 2014 at 16:01
Cheetos maybe. Doritos… dunno. But delicious.
March 28, 2014 at 22:17
is a baby carrot orange as well? O.o
March 28, 2014 at 22:44
Usually, yes. Very rarely, they’re yellow (and yucky)… O.o
April 4, 2014 at 15:36
Hahaha
The Little Prince thinks that orange is the greatest gift of being alive. He tears into carrots, stuffing them down his gob, faster than we cut them into “bite size” pieces for him. It’s hilarious, and a bit disturbing at the same time.
April 4, 2014 at 16:06
Good eating habits are built early. If he likes carrots, feed him with a shovel.
April 4, 2014 at 16:11
Duly noted. Though, I’m not sure that’s a fast enough, or large enough delivery system.
April 4, 2014 at 16:28
Dump truck?
April 4, 2014 at 19:11
Yeah, that would probably do it. Thanks for the idea.
April 5, 2014 at 00:06
Sweet!