Located on Lake Yellow Runoff, this fine facility houses our corpewrut orfices and tackle gear. It weren’t easy wrestlin’ this here beauty away from neighbors, let me tell ya! But wer awful good at thievin and lyin n shit
Grandma Enema
Granny is the most edgecated here at her offices. She done scored a 38 on that thar IQ test they make you do down at the town hall before they hand over the food stamps n' free cheese. Grandma is a retired veturnarian and neighborhood proctologist. She don’t really cure anyone of anything. She just likes to get up folk’s assholes. She put this here web site up to take attention away from all the animal husbandry what goes on around these parts. To you city folk, animal husbandry means sheep fuckin'.
Billy Bob
He can chew the fat with the best of them, even though fat always gives him a case of the screamin’ Hersheys. As pictured here, Billy Bob is on the phone with Grandma orderin’ up a one digit colonics cleansing.
Orville VP of Public Relations
Addy
We figured ol’ Orville would be a good choice fer head public relations yahoo ‘cause ever year he hosts the town’s Dirt Farmers convention in his back yard. Besides, he’s the only one what could afford a pool and all, even though it ain’t one of them cement ponds y’all hear about out thar in Californy. He is also the chief lying scumbag of misinformation.
VP of Infermachun Technologies (IT)
Grandpa Clem
Here’s Clem doin’ a background check on one a them sickos what likes little boys and all. He aint never found nothing real he just makes up whatever. Clem is fond a high carb foods like roadkill stew, or them little boys he thinks he’s protectin’. When Clem farts, cows pass out fer miles around.
Their Field Operations Supervisor
Tanya Tits
Tana was picked fer the job of Field Operations supervisor ‘cause she’s done grazed in more fields than anyone I ever knowed. She's lost whole picnics in them there titties.
Assistant Field Supervisor
Orville Cowthumper
Orville is demonstratin’ our sophisticated perve detectin’ gear. Granpa Clem ordered this fine wireless contraption offa Ebay fer 28 dollars and a sack of hey seed. Orville is the only one in town what can carry it more than 3 or 4 feet.
Hater extended family of incest and bigotry.
Here we have a true and accurate representation of the type of people that make up hypocritac morons. They are primarily bullies and hypocrites with little or no self-esteem who rely on lies, hate and hysteria to intimidate and ruin the lives of decent innocent people. Garbage like this usually exhibits pathological insecurity and schizophrenia and they are frequently out of touch with reality.
It is this kind of SCUM that we simply will NOT tolerate, they are the ones ignoring the law and lying, not us. Ignoring facts and supporting their agenda is ALL they care about.
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Lot Lizard Momma
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Cletus
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Bubba
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Sis
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Chester
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Hank
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Buford
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Enos
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Pervis
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Amaleen
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Chastity
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Willy
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Feminist Cunt
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Woke Bitch
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