Synopsis
After a traumatic miscarriage, Lola and her husband, Adolfo, adopt Tin and Tina, a lovely albino brother and sister with an ultra-Catholic education that makes them interpret the Holy Bible verbatim.
Directed by Rubin Stein
After a traumatic miscarriage, Lola and her husband, Adolfo, adopt Tin and Tina, a lovely albino brother and sister with an ultra-Catholic education that makes them interpret the Holy Bible verbatim.
تن وتينا, Τιν και Τίνα, Tin y Tina, ティン&ティナ -双子の祈り-, 틴과 티나, Tin i Tina, 双生谜, Tin és Tina, Tin và Tina, טין וטינה, Тин и Тина, Тін і Тіна, 雙生謎, ตินกับตินา, Τιν & Τίνα, 雙生疑
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
now everything couldve been avoided if they just returned them at the part where tHE CHILDREN LITERALLY KILLED THEIR DOG
If you’re going to adopt a couple of orphans, it’s probably not a good idea to pick the ones that look like they came straight from the Village of the Damned.
Yall wanted albino orphan twins from a catholic church? Well that's kinda ur fault then
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Kill the family dog?
No problem. Kids being kids!
Tie mom to the bed prepped for some injection?
No problem. Kids having creative family time!
Storage box of crucifixes and other religious items?
No problem. Kids needs a hobby!
See God by suffocating your mom?
No problem. Kids were just playing!
Woman protagonist: *sees catastrophic fire happening in her house*
Reaction: *stares at fire* "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOh shit my baby.