In your undead era you can choose who you want to be

Bravo: I think, this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

Haters will say it's a rip-off, but legends know that Casablanca was inspired by this movie.

Personally, I enjoy watching Danny Trejo in these types of shitty action movies so, I enjoyed a lot. After all, how can you not enjoy watching Danny Trejo, as a zombie/witch, resurrecting dead and iconic former warriors, wrestlera, and criminals to fight with the cartel? Plus 1 from here.

In addition, the soundtrack was unnecessarily good, which increased the watchability of the low-budget HORRENDOUS action scenes. If you like watching Danny Trejo, definitely give it a chance, otherwise you can skip this one.

2024 Ranked

Saw this with Danny Trejo sitting right next to me after seeing Kesha ten minutes earlier….pleased to say I had a great time.

I love me some Trejo, but this is just not a good movie. It's a bad movie. And I don't mean a bad movie in that good kind of way, because I adore plenty of bad movies. This one is ungood. I wish I could tell it differently, but this is just how it is for me.

This oddly sweet and cute horror comedy that's a zombified Latino SEVEN SAMURAI is a little messy, but I find it impossible to shit on a movie where Danny Trejo and Lew Temple are undead soldiers of vengeance who were brought back to life with brujeria. Some of the photography is gorgeous in a great value Terrence Malick way.

Presupuesto el justo todo muy digital pero no es la típica basura de Trejo es aceptable y tiene algún toque de humor

This not being listed as a comedy is a mistake this movie was so funny it’s a half star movie it’s legit terrible but it gets boosted up by how laughably bad it was at times I was cringing too much that it wasn’t that enjoyable but man the people making this were on crack I love Danny Trejo just accepting every movie he gets offered and then you got Disney channel legend Maria canals Barrera from camp rock and wizards of waverly place of course and her performance in this movie genuinely was one of the funniest things I’ve seen I think she should probably just do her Disney channel stuff I love her so much but this performance is outlandish the plot actually lowkey could be cool from like competent writers and directors and a higher budget of course but this was something I’ll tell ya that

Left Mrs W with the remote as I knocked up the fake away Nando's in the air fryer and come back to this, ok , could be awful but there's a fight on at 9 so we'll have half hour to know if it's bollocks. Well ended up being better than the fight and than I expected, Danny T and a magnificent zombie 7 take on a mexican drug Cartel , yup it's got shit CGI shoot outs but it also has a few chuckles (can never resist a mexican wrestler) and it's well acted and competent enough to not be shit, in fact I went in with low expectations and didn't have a too bad a time at all and comes in at prob 1hr 24 mins, which is always a bonus. Probably laughed as much at this as I had at Beetlejuice earlier.

Mexican drug cartel versus Danny Trejo's undead crew of criminals. What could go wrong? When action goes, it goes bloody and funny. It tries to be emotional. Justice is served undead style.

"Not the danglers!"

An ex-con assembles a crew of undead mercenaries to protect a women's ranch. This movie has a silly plot, bad CGI, and cheap production, and yet it's more fun than most Hollywood action flicks.

Moments of Interest:
* Healing potion
* Undead Assemble!
* Grandma's headshot
* Quasimoto romance
* Accordion interrogation
* See you in Fargo
* BOOM
* Handjob

Recommended Double Feature:
World Gone Wild (1987)

I wanted to like this but the comedy fell flat and I found myself bored and checking the runtime way too often.