Sometimes I sigh when I see a new zombie film and think the sub genre has overstayed its welcome but then something like WITNESS INFECTION comes along and breathes so much welcomed life (and brains!) right back in to it. This is the sort of film I can easily just drift away with the characters and not even need anything dramatic to happen as I was already invested in their own story of politically angled arranged marriages and Capulet vs Montague vibes. The fact that zombies are carefully thrown in as something to just accompany the story and bring out the comedy more is extremely welcome. The comedy is often subtle and while not laugh out loud every minute or two, it remains heart warming and easy to watch. When the action does take off, everything looks impressive and the film lines up nicely from earlier plot points.
Certainly enjoyed it a heap and would have no hesitation in revisiting.

Terrible acting and amateurish. Only managed 15 mins, then switched it off.

Allegedly a comedy; allegedly a horror. Proven to be neither.

Competent but generic zombie/mafia/comedy film that has a lot of potential but waters down its components and goes for the easy chuckles of stereotyped characters and oodles of groan-worthy cheese. When all you try for is plucking the low hanging fruit, you'll never reach great heights.

Full video review here: youtu.be/Dn60TQa-8WY

Two rival mob families must forget past differences and band together to fight against a zombie outbreak brought on by some suspect Italian sausage!! 😅

This is like 2 movies in one, FROM DUSK TILL DAWN style...but with zombies, 1st half is like a Goodfellas parody followed by a full on gore fest zombie ride! The zombies don't make a real appearance until around half way through, the hilarious bickering family makes up the time until then.
Barring the odd exception most zom-com's fail quite badly...glad to report this one is actually... pretty darn good. The humour is great, numerous laugh out loud moments, funny characters and the gore is really well done when it comes around. Good zombie fun, recommended 👍
Stick around for an extra scene during the credits too.

7.5/10

It's mediocre in most aspects, but Maurice Lamarche doing a live action DonBot from Futurama is pretty legit. Monique Coleman has a superb speech, too. Otherwise super-meh.

There was too much talking and not enough zombie gore for my liking. It was funny at times, silly at others but overall I thought it was fine. If you like the idea of farting zombies then this is the film for you...

That was a very clean (and messy) curb stomp from Vince

'witness infection' has everything you want: zombies, the mob, dog-grooming, a love triangle, competing restaurants and an aspiring filmmaker. truly checks every box.

suuuper-duper run of the mill, horrific pacing & chronology, but authentically so-bad-it's-good. a insanely plotpacked spin on the zombie apocalypse story, genuinely interested in the entire mob backstory that left much to the imagination and deserves at LEAST two more movies.

Well made but incredibly run of the mill.
It’s a combination zombie comedy and mob comedy…two things we’ve seen enough of, frankly. 
On the plus side, the acting is all pretty solid, with some nice comedic performances. The funny is actually funny. It’s shot really well, and overall has a nice look to it.
On the down side, it takes waaaaaaay too long to get going. The zombie stuff doesn’t even really start until the 45 minute point, and the mob stuff just isn’t that interesting. It’s all also pretty derivative, trying a little too hard to fit into the Shaun of the Dead stylings. 
It’s not exactly worth the watch, but if you’re stuck watching it, it’s fine.

A great little horror comedy that brings a fresh new take to the zombie genre. Smarter than a lot will give it credit for.