Synopsis
If it spreads, you're dead.
When a mutating, highly contagious fungus escapes a sealed facility, two employees – joined by a grizzled bioterror operative – must survive the wildest night shift ever to save humanity from extinction.
Directed by Jonny Campbell
When a mutating, highly contagious fungus escapes a sealed facility, two employees – joined by a grizzled bioterror operative – must survive the wildest night shift ever to save humanity from extinction.
Alerta Extinción, Sērga, 绿液惊魂, Alerta Apocalipse, 콜드 스토리지, Зараза, Об'єкт X, Dermesztő kór, Dikkat: Kıyamet!, Skażenie, Kontaminacija, Cold Storage: Ameaça Mortal, Turno de noche, Kho Lạnh Chết Chóc, ЗамраZeно Зло, Parazit z chlaďáku, הדבר הזה, 全境屍控, Θανάσιμη Απειλή, Parazit z mrazáku, انبار سرد, Cod roșu: Apocalipsa, Užkratas
joe keery booked one role as a loser and said yeah okay i like it let’s build a brand
“—what’s wrong with him?”
“—he’s got covid.”
the silliest and funniest film i’ve seen in a while! bring back unserious movies with literally nonsense as the plot
Super weird movie! It’s like another one of Liam Neeson’s straight-to-DVD movies but written by David Koepp and starring the endlessly charming (but less charming than usual) Joe Keery. Would have made a solid Tuesday night with a sack of weed and a trip to Red Box back in 2008.
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
“What the hell’s wrong with him?”
“He’s got COVID!”
Goddamn, where’s Osmosis Jones when you need him?
Saw the trailer for this and was fully convinced it’d be a turn-your-brain-off horror/comedy popcorn flick, but I have good news to report—that’s exactly what it is! Some disgusting fungal zombie explosions here, some hilariously bad CGI animals there, a touch of good ol’ Funko Pop Joe Keery bringing the Stranger Things vibes with him, and we’ve got ourselves a perfectly enjoyable middle-of-the-road 2026 release!
Luckily, Georgina Campbell (who high key might be a horror mainstay by now?) is also here, as is Liam Neeson cashing in some sort of paycheck, so there’s plenty of fun to be had. I even laughed a…