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Favorite films

  • Witchhammer
  • Lilya 4-ever
  • Punishment Park
  • The Elephant Man

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  • 10 Things I Hate About You

    ★★★

  • Fight Club

    ★★★★★

  • Crumb

    ★★★★★

  • Smiley Face

    ★★★★

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Obsession
★★★★★ Liked Watched

Insane, interesting, brutal, unsettling, gory, mean, fresh, funny, original, tense, well-acted, well-crafted, and unpredictable.

Dare I say a new horror classic. Curry Barker has the sauce and I’ll definitely be watching whatever he makes next. This honestly reminded me of my stalker ex-gf and was kinda triggering, which I guess is a compliment.

Please leave me alone Ellen.

best of the best 2026
that’s fucked up!

Project Hail Mary
★★★★★ Liked Watched

Entertaining, funny, tense, emotional, creative, ambitious, hopeful, colorful, well-cast, beautifully-shot, well-written, and satisfying.

A new sci-fi classic is here. In a world full of mistrust of science, doomscrolling, and lack of hope for the future, this is the kind of hopeful vision we need right now. Rocky for Best Supporting Actor 2027. 👎

** watched on 70mm at Hollywood Theatre with a sold out crowd **

best of the best 2026
I cried 🥲

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10 Things I Hate About You
★★★ Liked Rewatched

Not a cell phone in sight, just ppl living in the moment 🥲

** watched with a sold out crowd at Hollywood Theatre with stand up by Ally J Ward beforehand ***

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MaXXXine
★★ Watched

Stylish, vibrant, grimy, gory, humorous, retro, fun, boring, messy, kinda bland, forgettable, well-acted, and pointless.

While I appreciate the homage to the giallo/slasher/satanic panic film aesthetics of the 80’s, something about this just didn’t land for me like how X (2022) and Pearl (2022) did. MaXXXine felt rushed and overproduced, gimmicky to where it feels a bit forced and is ultimately just kinda mid. Easily, my least favorite of the trilogy.

Kevin Bacon was fun and a lil goofy but all stars…

When Evil Lurks
★★★★ Liked Watched

Cruel, gory, gross, violent, gruesome, familiar, creepy, intense, disturbing, dark, nightmarish, grim, brutal, bloody, well-acted, well-made, and unforgiving.

Possessed films are a dime a dozen but this felt fresh with a slight nod to the classics. All of the gore and practical effects are top notch and it doesn’t hold back in the no fucks given department. One of the best horror movies of 2023.

🤢🐐🪓🐶🔨

that’s fucked up!
best of the best 2023