Directed by Maggie Levin
A pop singer's artistic identity is stolen by her ex-boyfriend/manager and shamelessly pasted onto his new girlfriend/protégé. Locked together late one night in a concert venue, the three reconcile emotional abuses of the past...until things turn violent.
Into the Dark: My Valentine, La cita, Crush, Mi San Valentín, A sötétség titkai - Az igazi Valentine, Навстречу тьме 2: Моя Вэлентайн, Into the Dark 17: My Valentine
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This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
This movie is a DISGUSTING rip of the Mars Argo - Poppy - Titanic Sinclair abuse lawsuit. As a PoppyArgoSeedNaut, I noticed similarities and it made me cringe.
Some are as followed
- A clothing object stolen from Valentine is worn by Trezzure (similar to Mars’s evidence that Titanic stole her jacket)
- Object made of glass is broken (Titanic broke wineglasses of Mars's)
- Royal calls Valentine an “Addict” (similar to the Mixter family claiming Brittany was an alcoholic)
- In the movie, one of “Trezzure’s” fans claims that Royal broke into Valentine’s house.
- Royal tells a story that gives Valentine flashbacks (Mars PTSD)
- In the opening scene a heart with a smiley face was shown, drawn…
Characters so annoying and unlikeable you hope they get run over by a tank. It was nice seeing Anna Akana though, she's great.
Thought I was clever finding a pretty obscure holiday horror. Turns out it’s about my least favorite kinds of people (pretentious) who create and perform my least favorite kind of music (pop music for pre-teens) and deal with my least favorite kind of situation (relationship drama). Oh joy.
Next time I’m hunting for Valentine’s Day themed horror I’ll just rewatch My Bloody Valentine (either version).
A “heartbreaking” lesson learned.
Harry styles wilding out
the fact that they still released this after poppy came out about the fact that titanic sinclair has been abusing her the whole time too (which like, stop and think for half a second and it should be obvious) is really fucking gross
Songs remind me of Ellie Goulding and the artist "Lights"
Benedict Samuel played the crazy psycho boyfriend well.
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Indistinguishable from AI slop. It's like a Disney young adult novel is trying to be cool with the youths! How do you do fellow kids type shit that exits in that weird liminal space between an ironic shit post and a genuinely bad movie.
“I cordially invite you to suck the biggest bag of fucking dicks, I’m talking SURPLUS SIZED!” - Valentine
My Valentine is unofficially the Mars Argo -> Titanic Sinclair -> Poppy pipeline meets The Neon Demon in low-budget Blumhouse style. Is that trashy as hell? Obviously. Can a dumpster fire be ignited by something meaningful? Absolutely. Can I enjoy something at the same time as I admit that it’s ethically questionable? Yes, and I think that’s kind of the point here. This movie is as pink and glittery on the outside as it is grey on the inside.
If you aren’t familiar with Poppy’s rise to fame and how they ended up where they are today, this movie might do nothing…
This was annoying,
but The Knife was low key a bop.
28/52
Look, that chick is an abused Polly Pocket, not a ninja.
-Julie
Into the Dark’s second Valentine’s Day themed entry. Last year the movie was about two people locked in an elevator in Down. This year’s features a couple of “pop stars” and a handful of people locked in a bar. The one about the elevator was more entertaining.
A film about hiding behind a shallow pop image that wants to be about serious issues like abusive relationships but in the end is just a shallow film hiding behind pop images.
I like Britt Baron in her supporting role on GLOW so I don’t know if that’s why I still liked her here even though the film itself is mediocre.…
okay but the songs were fire for what
Series: Into The Dark Ranked
Year: 2020 Ranked
At the very least I can say it was more enjoyable than 2019's Valentines Day themed episode. However My Valentine is not good. The beginning has some decent set up, even if you have to wade through some relentlessly annoying side characters that add nothing to the film except more questions. However the lead performances in the film are somewhat good, at least with the script they are handed. There is a certain raw power that is attempting to escape the barriers of a laughable script. So perhaps the actors will have a better shot in the future.
The visual style of the film is pretty over the top, and it works…
