Never in a million years would I have predicted that Andrew Garfield's Peter Parker would be the best character in this movie

Kevin Feige finally realized they’re never going to do a villain as good as Willem Dafoe’s Green Goblin and just went “fuck it, bring him back”

the whole theatre ERUPTED, ya’ll know when.
i cant breathe this was absolutely phenomenal best film of the year. 
i WEPT when andrew saved MJ and was talking about gwen. 
i swear to god i’m not okay.

Marvel is so good at getting people to do things for money in a way that reads like love.

there's some very cutesy stuff here (most of it an ominous, logical continuation of the content snake eating its own tail), CGI New York City is a really a Character Unto Itself lolol, and Jon Watts is now unquestionably the worst director to ever make a Spider-Man movie.

also, not a spoiler, lol at Pete and his friends for simply *assuming* they'd all get into MIT. a very cool premise for a $250 million movie.

Do you all remember that scene in Ratatouille where Anton Ego ate ratatouille and was transported back to his younger self?

That was me except replace ratatouille with Willem Dafoe tearing shit up

Imagine how cool this would have been if the internet wasn’t the way it is

my favorite part was when the whole theater suddenly cried out “WE WANT KIRSTEN DUNST! WE WANT KIRSTEN DUNST!” in complete unison

I wanted a Spider-Man orgy and didn’t get it

pissed with myself. i cried at the spider-man movie. they tried it sooo many times here and one of them actually worked on me. just fucking humiliating

i have a lot of misgivings about this movie and this iteration of spider-man entirely but i kinda think jon watts is one of the best directors the mcu has right now and i’m excited to eventually see him direct a comedy that is untethered from a “universe.” i had fun! guys who love leaning over and loudly explaining something to their girlfriend are reeeeally gonna have a lot of fun

doctor strange: these villains must be stopped 

peter parker: i could fix them

This is what Tarkovsky meant by poetic cinema

You know I’m something of a spider-man fan myself