IM FREEEEEE!!!!!!!! LONGEST EXPERIENCE OF MY FUCKING LIFE

i am simply thinking about:
1) al pacino’s entrance in the film is that he is looking at a tabloid photo of adam driver and lady gaga and he says, “whaaaat is thiiIIiissss”
2) a character alive, saying a thing, cut to IMMEDIATELY, that character dead in casket alskdks it made me laugh
3) lady gaga really hamming it up sucking on a spoon she used to stir her coffee

so silly, somehow adam driver is the least unhinged person in this movie, it’s exactly the vibe i wanted it to be, and i learned during the q&a that apparently al pacino was hanging on set when jared leto approached in full paolo prosthetics, method acting, and said “papa?” and al pacino thought he was a stalker.

He cooka da meatball, she murda da husband!

Does a film really need to be good? Is Lady Gaga doing crime not enough?

Let’s see Paul Allen’s Italian accent

patrizia: can i have a drink please

maurizio: do you know who i am? im maurizio gucci

patrizia: ok maurizio gucci can i have a drink please

i’m not condoning it, but a beautiful woman hiring a sicilian hitman to murder you because she loves you so much *is* romantic in an italian sort of way

science has created at last a movie a gay guy can see with his dad

I can’t tell if Jared Leto was amazing or terrible

All I know is it’s chic

italian people are so scary i’m so glad this is just a movie and it isn’t real

drugs i think everyone involved in this movie was on:

ridley scott: valium
adam driver: anti-psychotics
jared leto: meth
the music supervisor: coke
lady gaga: absolutely nothing

Illumination really fucked themselves by not casting Jared Leto as Mario instead of Chris Pratt because he's absolutely DEDICATED to this goomba performance. He's straight-up doing wopface here! Issa me! Paolo Gucci-o! I wanta expressa myself! Doesa elephant a-shit inna jungle?! Gelato! Choco-latte! Cana youa tell imma Italiano?! Oh! 🤌🏼

P.s.: I am beyond excited to see the inevitable HOUSE OF GUCCI porn parody: House Of Cucci.

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