Great first draft! Excited to see when it’s finished

christian took the money and bale’d

absolute dogshit movie

The best and most visually interesting part of the movie was the different fonts they used for the credits

people who take comicbook movies too seriously are probably the reason this has bad reviews

someone actually says "aaaaand he's right behind me isn't he" in this

i like to dissect gods. did you know i'm utterly insane?

almost 30 feature length entries into this franchise and now it feels to me like the human brain can only really take in so many of these generic deep fried mega tentpole adventures before it starts to collapse in on itself and now they don’t really look like much of anything anymore and aren’t very distinguishable from each other regardless of content. i shouldn’t be zoning out every single movie during the most high energy fight scenes. this was fine! but are we done?

cancer driven story with a bunch of kids and a literal make-a-wish plot. a feature length commercial for st. jude's

Even by the standards of the endless content machine this one is a total tossed-off shrug. They gotta stop making these.

When everything is a joke, is anything actually funny? The first half is overly ridiculous and toothless even for Waititi. The CGI is often awful. The second half makes actual attempts at emotion, but it feels soooooo forced at this point and barely works. Luckily a terrifying Christian Bale as Gorr is at least something worth paying attention to for the performance even if they completely waste a badass villain concept by rushing through it. I LOVE where it ended up eventually, and a less goofball and more serious sequel would have me interested, so there is that. And it's a very good thing that I really, really like Guns N' Roses. But I'm just tired of giving a pass to Marvel when they're lazy, and this is maybe the worst I've seen from them yet when it comes to that.

2022 Awards Cycle Ranked

Ranked: Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU)

Let's see Paul Allen's Gorr the God Butcher.