I remember back in the early 2000’s there was an independent video store back when even then such a thing was rare, but not yet unheard of. It was called The Alameda Archives and it was one of the best places to find and rent obscure and hard to find horror and cult films. It was also an excellent book shop and they often played films overhead during store hours and it was always fascinating to drop in and see…
Basically just softcore porn with the sex edited out. This was only watchable with my generic bad movie drinking game, which I’ll describe thusly:
Most bad movies have a few connecting strings that can apply across almost all genres. However, it is skewed towards the schlocky, as you’ll definitely get more drinks the closer you adhere towards the drinking criteria which are as follows—
GENERIC BAD MOVIE DRINKING GAME
1. drink when anyone drinks booze onscreen
2. Drink when anyone…
Rewatching this with my mom. She loves goopy puppets as much as I do.
Not sure why all the promotional material for this made it look like siege/home invasion horror rather than a very fun action movie. I would’ve seen this in theaters if it had billed itself as such!
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I think I’d like to die reading poetry and being shot in the face by Christian Bale.
I’m probably in the minority for this opinion but honestly if your goal is photorealism in your animation style, and your setting and world shown is identical in complexity to things we’ve seen in live action sci-fi, WHY WOULD YOU BOTHER ANIMATING IT?! JUST SHOOT THE LIVE ACTION VERSION IF YOU’RE GONNA ANIMATE THE SAME DAMN GUNMETAL GREY SPACE MARINE HOLOGRAM SHIP NONSENSE WEVE SEEN IN THE LAST DECADE OF CRAPPY ALIEN MOVIES
ANYWAY, as for the story itself? I…
