For a long time, I thought there was no way I could possibly write about my favorite film of all time because I felt like there was nothing I could say that would do it justice. Then I realized, you know, that it doesn’t really matter what I say about it because this film speaks for itself. It is a perfect movie in every way and everything about it is well, perfect. The direction, the camerawork, the score, the lighting,…

Listen:

- The unicorn puts a grenade in a nazi’s mouth and his head explodes.
- The unicorn drives while talking to the camera.
- The unicorn has a humanoid unicorn son and he is fucking adorable.
- The unicorn projectile vomits when he finds out he has a son.
- The son wears a lovely Easter plaid shirt with cross-pattern tie in one scene, a quarter-zip argyle sweater in another, and a patterned button-up resort shirt in another. He…

How much fun was this?! Just a total fucking blast from start to finish. Infinitely rewatchable. I’m sure there are plenty of comparisons to Ready or Not and there are absolutely some similarities, but this solidly stands on its own. Very different story that involves satanists which I did enjoy and the many fight sequences are brilliantly choreographed!

I had no idea Zazie Beetz had such kickass moves, but she carries the lead role so well! Plus Patricia Arquette, Heather Graham,…

This was wild! Very reminiscent of the tragically under seen Give Me Pity!, we watch an actor on a tv show slowly lose his mind, except he’s a Mr. Rogers style children’s show host so there’s a whole cast of puppets and this shit gets so fucking weird I loved it. The marionette scene is something I’ll never forget. Just bonkers!

Michael Gilio deserves all the awards that he probably won’t get because he carries the entire film and knocks it…