y’all... jonathan groff’s performance as king george III was so unhinged that he FULLY inadvertently spit all over his entire chin, huh... that’s called range, babey. that’s called committing to the bit of only being onstage for nine (9) minutes in the whole show, babey

wait for it genuinely changed lives

THEATRE KIDS’ AVENGERS ENDGAME

guys pls stop liking this review i was a theater kid in high school and it haunts me everyday

9/5/2025 update: Tuesday. 9/9. I will be revisiting my roots. Hamilton in theaters. I’ll keep y'all updated and godspeed!

the time has come. you may find my thoughts on the re-release here

Has anyone arrested Jonathan Groff yet?

You know, for stealing the show?

Thomas Jefferson didn’t come out wearing a “I met god.she’s black” shirt ://///

(this is really bad)

oh yeah my hamilton phase is ov- HOW DOES A BASTARD, ORPHAN, SON OF A WHORE AND A SCOTSMAN

jealous of all the rich people that got to sit in the front row & get spit on by jonathan groff every night

lin manuel miranda, casting himself as the lead in his own show: yes, i have equal singing talent to everyone else in the cast and definitely will not stand out as having by far the worst voice

“i don’t like it and i hate it”
what about the songs?
“no”

no one:

absolutely no one:

jonathan groff:
     👑
👁👃🏻👁
     👅💦💦
     💦💦💦 💦
       💦 💦 💦

It was neat

probably the most painful experience of my life which also includes over a dozen broken bones, 5 major surgeries and once even a nonstop flight seated next to a crying baby