all rise for the anti-fascist pinocchio

came out of the film assuming cate blanchett voiced the ethereal deities representing life and death only to be bodied by the fact that she voiced the monkey that only makes monkey noises

Guillermo’s big “fuck you” to Disney

easily the best take on Pinocchio since Shrek 2 (2004)

Guillermo del Toro stop-motion HOLLOW KNIGHT movie when?

Life is filled with such terrible joy. What happens, happens, and then we are gone.

Zemeckis needs to see this. This is how you modernise Pinocchio.

Disney on suicide watch

dang, GDT dropped that little wooden freak right into WWII-era fascist Italy! Pinocchio in his Porco Rosso era (call that Porcorocchio), but instead of his companion being the most beautiful woman in the world, it's the most beautiful cricket in the world (Ewan McGregor, who sings an original song, as does... Christoph Waltz?!).

oh, and Lydia Tár plays a monkey. perfect voice cast that directly appeals to me. GDT knows i've been burned too many times by the 12 other Pinocchio movies released within the past year. thank you king for reforming the Pinocchio-industrial complex. now we can finally abolish it :)

It’s so unfair that i can’t carry around a mini ewan mcgregor with me in my pocket

good clean fun

If I was Disney I would be embarrassed lmao