my dude really said his name was "guy man" and the girl just was like i trust that

i'm tired of seeing women getting brutalized for the entirety of a movie to have only like a single minute of righteous revenge. i'm tired of women being brutalized at all lol but whatever that's never gonna end is it

admittedly not the first time I’ve yelled “cut his dick off already” at a movie. is Chekhov’s cigar cutter a thing?

If a man starts acting clingy right after you had sex when you JUST met, definitely don’t tell him you’re not interested while you’re TRAPPED in an elevator with him

I mean, good for her?!
and/or
I can fix him?!

Lol.
This was lots of fun, but then I mostly enjoy the Into the Dark films, & wish Hulu still made them.

This may or may not have been metaphor for the difficulties of relationship dynamics. I haven’t watched it until now because the story takes place in an elevator… & I’m super claustrophobic. But actually the elevator was surprisingly big, & they could have leaned into the claustrophobic angle much more.

Happy Valentines Day week, a time when horror films seem most appropriate…🖤

This movie offered me a dick chop scene and it never came. This is bullshit.

we get it white men can’t handle rejection

the first 30 minutes legit made me feel like i was watching a porno

God these movies are so BAD and I fucking LOVE EVERY SINGLE ONE.

What you tell yourself everyday will either lift you up or tear you down.

This was not what Aerosmith meant with love in an elevator.

I mean, I guess this is an ok time waster. It’s better than I was expecting a movie about 2 people stuck in an elevator to be really because there’s only so many times a single location movie can work and it’s not nearly as often as they are made k?

The script has the characters doing some seriously dumbass shit, but a couple of moments were suspenseful and there is one kill that is truly delightful, but it’s just not enough to bring this rating any higher. 2.5 is the best I can do, folks!

i hate men so much!!!