Michael Sharp

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English teacher, crossword blogger, Noir Theorist

Favorite films

  • Amateur
  • Remember My Name
  • Killer of Sheep
  • Walking and Talking

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  • Time Out of Mind

    ★½

  • Something Wild

    ★★★★½

  • Something Wild

    ★★★★½

  • Desert Hearts

    ★★★★

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Beat Girl
★★★★★ Liked Watched

Teens party in literal caves. One of them sings an improbably sincere ode to fucking called “It’s Legal.” Half the movie is striptease for some reason. This may be the greatest movie I’ve ever seen.

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Time Out of Mind
★½ Watched

Heartwarming story of one meek woman’s total devotion to a singularly uncharismatic loser. This is part of a Universal Noir collection from Indicator—there is absolutely nothing noir about this movie unless all shadows are noir, in which case, yeah, I guess there were some shadows. AND it’s a period costume drama, ugh.

Eddie Albert plays a likable jerk (way more likable than the ostensibly sympathetic protagonist); he was the one bit of genuine entertainment in the movie. 

(Blu-ray, 3-24-26)

Desert Hearts
★★★★ Liked Watched

This is a beautiful movie—visually, emotionally, in every way. I’ve seen it kicking around the margins of my cinephile universe for a while but somehow never bothered to check it out until today. A lesbian love story set in 1959 Reno made by a woman, a movie that is absolutely adamant in not sentimentalizing anyone, not pathologizing anyone, not having bad guys and good guys—basically not falling into the “isnt it hard to be a poor sad lesbian?” trap. Instead,…

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The Secret Agent
★★★★ Liked Watched

This movie is so much weirder and more unconventional than any of the trailers imply. It’s like six movies in one, with only a loose and incomplete narrative holding it all together. It’s a political thriller. It’s a touching and quirky human interest story about people on the margins of Brazilian society. It’s a Tarantino-esque crime comedy featuring half-competent hitmen and a boorish, corrupt police chief and his try-hard failsons. It’s a metacinematic tale of the power of movies (specifically,…

Wake Up Dead Man
★★★★ Liked Watched

A pietà only it’s Josh O’Connor cradling Glenn Close. I would pray to that.

Best of the series. Surprisingly moving. More star power than you can shake a stick at. Weakest when it tries to be “topical” (MAGA’s a cult of personality, I GET it), strongest when it’s taking the issue of faith seriously. And when Bridget Everett is on screen. 

(Cinemapolis, Sun. 11/30/25)