Synopsis
You will believe.
A tribe of cats called the Jellicles must decide yearly which one will ascend to the Heaviside Layer and come back to a new Jellicle life.
Directed by Tom Hooper
A tribe of cats called the Jellicles must decide yearly which one will ascend to the Heaviside Layer and come back to a new Jellicle life.
Cats the Movie, Котките, 캣츠, Кішки, Кошки, Macskák, Pisicile, קאטס, Koty, 貓, Những Chú Mèo, 猫, Мачке, キャッツ, Kaķi, Mačke, Katės, قطط, कैट्स, แคทส์
There's no way I can give this any kind of numerical rating. It transcends "good" or "bad." It's a deranged nightmarish vision committed to 100% by everyone involved. It should never have been made, but I'm so glad it was. One of the best times I had in a movie theater in 2019. I'll probably never watch it again.
“Cats are not dogs” clearly since all dogs go to heaven and this is definitely hell
i’m gonna be really honest with you guys... this was the most fun i’ve ever had in my entire life
I kept thinking how funny it would be if I killed myself in the middle of the showing so I whispered to my girlfriend, “you know what would be funny right now?” And she said, “If you killed yourself?”
The way I escaped the theatre as soon as the words “Written and Directed by Tom Hooper” appeared.
All are equal here. Judi Dench is no better at acting than Taylor Swift. Jennifer Hudson is no more effective at singing than Rebel Wilson. Ian McKellen has no more dignity than Jason Derulo. For possibly the first time in cinematic history, James Corden is no more of a nuisance than anyone else on screen. All brought to the same level. All Cats.
Not sure why this didn’t work, it follows a classic 3 act structure —
ACT ONE: Cats introduce themselves
ACT TWO: Cats continue to introduce themselves
ACT THREE: Unclear
unfortunately i did not hate this, and the key to that is to go in expecting plotless nonsense, and also to be pleasantly stoned. you must suspend every iota of disbelief. you must completely submit to the dancing hellcats.
once you do that, you’ll be able to recognize this as truly AUDACIOUS filmmaking, one of those miraculous absurdist experimental studio blockbusters that defied all odds and logic to come to fruition. i admire the bold choice to omit any traditional narrative structure, a move guaranteed to push the boundaries of what general audiences can tolerate.
but i am NOT a general audience, because i unironically LOVE les mis (2012), so OH BABY i lapped it up like these Cats lapped up their…
Okay listen.
There’s so much to love about this movie.
Have you ever seen a cast have too much chemistry? Well now I have. They were all so horny and the setting was so dark and dingy that at every moment I felt like I was at a really seedy strip club for furries.
The proportion of the sizes of random objects were off so everything just felt.. wrong. That combined with the terrifying human-cat hybrid faces makes this not only the best horror movie of the year, but of the decade. Guys, Rebel Wilson unzips her cat body only to reveal a bedazzled cat body. And she does this while eating cockroaches with human faces. Nightmare fuel. Literally nightmare…