Chucky and I have something in common: we both learned everything we know from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2.

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"I hate Chucky and everything he stands for" -my mom

Chucky said fuck you to my low expectations and threw them out the window cause hell yeah this was everything I wanted! 🔪

Chucky says “This is for Tupac” before killing a dude so yes I enjoyed this more than the original

i think i went into the wrong toy story movie

“Additional Editing By Bob Murawski.”

Quick, dirty, inappropriately funny, and sporting some nasty gore, this is the sort of trashy self-aware junk that I wanted out of a dumbass CHILD’S PLAY remake. I mean, Chucky’s robotic origins involve a disgruntled, suicidal Vietnamese factory worker, and he learns to kill by watching TEXAS CHAINSAW II at a sleepover. My rule has always been: If you’re gonna do stupid, commit to it. This does that. Still unsure how I feel about Hot Mom Aubrey Plaza, though (kidding, I know exactly how I feel about it).

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Chucky and Aubrey Plaza both deserve better.

overtly flawed but since i expected a hollow beat-for-beat remake and got something that honestly adheres closer to what mancini's original conception of the first film was—chucky as a corporate invasion of the home and a conduit for andy's repressed rage, acting out based on a combination of andy feelings and a horrifying industrial programming logic—consider me pleasantly surprised. some decent use of color and the deaths are surprisingly nasty and creative, which makes sense because i guess if i had an icloud doll friend i too would show it Texas Chainsaw 2; i mean this movie straight up steals a gore gag from Silent Night, Deadly Night.