The Important Cinema Club Super Scary Movie Challenge for 2023: Entry #1
Category: A French-Canadian horror film
Genre weirdo Rene Daalder does direct-to-SciFi-Channel nonsense and comes out the other end with... I'm not quite sure, actually, but it comes together pretty well in the end. The middle is real saggy, owing to an overindulge of Balthazar Getty and his squint, mumbly conflicts at Future School with Generic Jock #17. Every time Daalder half-heartedly jumped into this material, I kept thinking how I could be watching a whole movie of Tcheky Karyo turning into mold and Alice Krige floating around a terrarium wearing curtains. But there's enough eventual weirdness (and people being forcibly turned into plants) in the back half to make the trudge worth it.
It really did need a more dynamic performer than Getty in the lead, especially since he's paired off with firecracker Laura Harris.