They took the "forever" in Wakanda Forever literally, because this film feels like eternity.

namor has to be full of microplastics

75% of this is actually shot like a movie. 
Seriously tho, I was shocked by how mature, creative and real this was.

i want namor to put a water bomb up my

ryan... if you’re gonna do indigenous blue water people, the least you could do is leave big boats out of it entirely! and a month before avatar? c’mon man. look what you did. jim is crying. you can’t see it through the scuba suit but you can tell. we’re not anywhere near the damn ocean why he got a wet suit on. and how would YOU like it? hmm? if he tackled systemic racial structures? hmm? if he knew who michael b. jordan was? hmm? cause i wouldn’t like that. not at all. not one bit. all i’m saying is we should think about how our actions affect each other.

anyway, movies should be ninety m–(a red dot appears on my forehead)

Namor might be my favorite MCU villain to date, or is it just my hormones speaking?

Went in missing Chadwick and T'Challa, came out missing Killmonger on top of them

Just imagine Namor, Aquaman and The Deep riding a dolphin

When Nicole Kidman said “somehow, heartbreak feels good in a place like this” she specifically meant the experience of watching Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

I think it's nice and fun that the Talokans greet each other by holding their hands open like a lil shell

The parts of this that click do so very well but honestly its emotional swings work better on paper than in practice, it's in desperate need of narrative momentum, and the central conflicts lack the first one's galvanic thorniness. Also, without spoiling it, the best scene in the movie has the unfortunate side effect of reminding you of just what is missing here.

Incredibly messy and bloated and I still teared up two minutes into the movie so what the fuck