imagine you’re gay and you’re kinda into this guy and you go to kiss him and he’s like stop m8 I luv ya but not like that and then he goes on to write THE MOST ROMANTIC SONG OF ALL TIME just for you...I’d kill meself

What's your name?

Elton

Elton what?

*looks at picture of the Beatles*

Elton Ringo sir

ROCKETMAN is so much better than BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY that it’s wild they’re *both* technically considered movies.

The pitch: what if Bohemian Rhapsody was not bad?

He was a poem (Taron Egerton)

But they couldn’t read (The Oscars)

bohemian rhapsody found dead

I think my boyfriend may be in love with either Taron or Elton I couldn't tell, but he sobbed THE ENTIRE FUCKING MOVIE

This was just great. I went into it hesitant because ya know...musical biopics. But this was pretty refreshing and did exactly what it needed to do. Wish it went a liiittle further and got a liiittle darker but whatcha gonna do. Elton’s entire downhill spiral was done so well. My mom summed it up pretty well when as soon as we left the theatre she went “Well......fuck Bohemian Rhapsody!”

must a movie be good? is it not enough that taron egerton’s thighs are in every shot, huge?

spoiler:
elton john is a top

can’t make one of these without dragging john reid through the mud

when he aint got no hair to pull during sex so you just keep slapping his forehead