I can't watch this without thinking about the "timothée shouldn't be in period pieces because he looks like he knows what an iphone is" tweet

Hearing Robert Pattinson tell timothée chalamet that he's going to drain his blood and the whole theater laughing...the twilight era lives on

rob pattinson said i respect accent coaches but that's not for me.

robert pattinson: giant balls! tiny cock! huehehehe

me: academy award!

there’s a scene in this film where someone comes to fight timothee chalamet and his brother is like “you can fight me instead” and the guy goes “i don’t want to fight you, little dog i want to fight the BIG dog” and then timothee shimmies out from between two huge men holding a sword that weighs more than him and says something like “i’m here lets duel” and it really made me chuckle

ALL HAIL THE BOWL CUT KING

timothée chalamet’s skinny ass wearing large armour and fighting big men while robert pattinson makes fun of his penis size .... thats cinema baby!

THE BEST THING IN THIS FILM IS ROBERT PATTINSON DOING A FRENCH ACCENT. THAT'S IT.

Robert Pattinson: Hey David should I do a French accent?

David Michod: Uh, I dunno Rob. Are you good at it?

Robert Pattinson: ....Yes

i can’t believe this tried to convince me that skinny white boy timothee chalamet could fight LIKE THAT. him running through the battlefield is sending me. please

this made me miss women

rpatz said "oui oui baguette, big balls small cock", got his check and peaced out