If directors were cam girls

Ridley Scott: not sure if tonight’s show will be good but stick around to find out, you never know!

Burton: with me tonight are returning guests Helena and Johnny

Chazelle: jazz for me baby 

Wes Anderson: *attempts to stay center-frame at all times*

Shyamalan: watch until the end. it’ll be worth it, I promise ;)

Guadagnino: this’ll be another long one, we’ll be streaming Tilda sun comes up 

Edgar Wright: with me tonight are returning guests Simon and Nick 

Tarantino: *shows feet*

Nolan: hey boys! today’s show will be streamed with my new IMAX camera so please don’t watch on mobile devices xoxo

Sean Baker: *streams from iPhone 7*

10 minutes in: I wanna be a cam girl 
20 minutes in: wait nevermind 
30 minutes in: what the fuck
40 minutes in: starts pausing because I’m getting so anxious 
50 minutes in: FUCK 
65 minutes in: DHSHSHSHS
75 minutes in: SCREAMING 
88 minutes in: ok maybe

Black Mirror is gonna fire the writer who should have come up with this first.

the real horror is the fact that her mom watched the show and said she was good... THE CAUCASITY

SHE IMMEDIATELY GOT RIGHT BACK ON HER BULLSHIT LMFAO

This dude was caught masturbating and his excuse was "I was investigating" lmaooo.

me if i ever got locked out of my letterboxd account

This has the same energy as finishing your 7th grade creative english story with "And then they woke up."

not her jumping straight back into her bag no therapy no nothing??

2018 is the year of horror movie characters bashing their face against a table until their nose is just obliterated

this movie is how i feel when y’all steal my letterboxd reviews for your own reviews/retweets. come up with your own jokes or i’m gonna have to start showing my titties every time i log A Goofy Movie.