anyway normalize cheating on your girlfriend with aubrey plaza

that's nice but i think aubrey plaza and kristen stewart should've had sex

If Davis had any chemistry with delightful Stewart that would maybe salvage her bland character but she didn't. Then you have incredible Aubrey Plaza as the romantic alternative for Stewart's character and it's just mind-boggling where the story goes. As soon as the cameras rolled on Day 1 they should have noticed that and just turn this into lesbian Get Out where Stewart's lovely character is trapped in that house with a nightmare of a girlfriend and her weirdo family. Just imagine Levy's character arriving in the end and rescuing Stewart from all of this and that's it. Consider this situation fuckin' handled. That would be amazing.

Someone make an edit and replace all that cheerful, Christmas music with horror-style score. Then that film will make sense.

of course everyone assumed kristen stewart stole the necklace. be gay do crime

i’m a simple person i see gay aubrey plaza and i’m happy

Maybe?? I?? don’t?? hate?? romcoms?? maybe?? they?? were?? just?? straight??

i think aubrey plaza should be in every single movie to ever exist

Shoulda left her ass

this was one of the most joyous experiences i’ve had all year and no i’m not joking in the slightest

get out for lesbians

kristen stewart and aubrey plaza took “don we now our gay apparel” to another level in those suits

if i could go back in time and tell my younger self that one day i’d be watching something like this with my dad while we made a holiday dinner... i wouldn’t have believed it