Nothing burger with nothing fries, but more importantly I'm perplexed and slightly mad about how Erupcja is being marketed, because it really isn't what it claims to be. Between the Pride Month release and an emphasis on the "sapphic" dynamic between Bethany and Nel, I was honestly astounded by how the film really isn't about that, or at least doesn't seem to want to be about that much - there's a "connection", but it never gets depicted as a romantic…